[Wold] Updates & the Like
Mr Woldy
What-ho, eUK Citizens and nosey foreigners reading this article.
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General Updates
This government has so far quietly yet surely completed several domestic tasks and secured a handful of brief training wars. You would have noticed that recently the training war with that wonderful country Canada is coming to an end and I would like to thank them for keeping us fighting for the past week.
For now our damage will remain where Terra prefers it, in France, where we can hopefully provide the edge against those pesky hostiles. It is unlikely therefore that we shall see another direct war this month, but I am doing my best to get us involved as best we can, (Terra permitting).
If that doesn’t quite float your boat then YOU ARE ABOUT TO EMBARK ON A WEEK OF JOY as the MoHA is beginning Monarch week!
Monarch week sees a week of games and cash prizes that anyone can participate in. Just hop over to the forums, make a post or two and you could find yourself 10g richer. More info will be released via the Home Office paper shortly.
It’s so easy!
More Joy
Some Newspapers for you
If you haven’t been following our domestic orders, it is essential that you subscribe to the eUK Home office, who every 2-3 days have been publishing the Uk Today. That will keep you updated on events such as Monarch week and offer a brief roundup of the weeks news, the perfect paper to follow if you don’t have the time or ‘cbf’ness to trawl through the news to find what is relevant.
Another paper you should be subscribed to, (apart from this one) is the MoD news where our public orders are posted daily.
For a more in depth look at recent battles, this guy’s paper has been releasing some great informative articles that can help eUK’ers stay up to speed with the fighting that goes an around the globe.
Still not interested? For notes on a scandal click here. I would like to clarify one thing, which is that these allegations are entirely false and insulting.
I would never stay at a four seasons.
Artists interpretation of Holiday Inn’s presidential suite
Notes on eReligions
Those of you don’t know what Bobloism is simply haven’t reached enlightenment yet. But don’t worry, everyone does eventually.
Recent events have again caused me to assert ingame that Bobloism is the state religion of the eUK.
It is therefore the provider of the divinely ordained social hierarchy of the eUK and the means by which the Royal Family take their place as God appointed rulers. As the royalty preside over the country, keep things in check and generally emanate awesome, as well as preside over government (non-officially) Bobloism has a direct relevance to the United Kingdom’s ingame presence.
I just thought I should point that out, it’s nothing to do with people being reluctant to validated said divinely ordained presence on the wiki.
Other Stuff
It is again approaching that dire time of the month where people come and say that they are running for president, well..
I am re-running for president.
I have a bucket load of experience, that is too long to list so if you have a genuine interest check out the ol’ Wiki.
As I am kept busy in the cabinet offices, I shall publish a manifesto closer to the 5th. I will largely be building on my previous manifesto, addressing successes as well as what can be developed, by our own initiatives and by grappling with the constructive criticism of my peers.
My aim, to have a truly fun term.
That and to deal with some, unfinished business.
In Ireland
Ciao!
Thanks for reading.
OBE, KCVS, MC, HRH.
(Battle hungry Monarch)
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Comments
There was a broken link.
But I fixed it.
Best of luck in your campaign. Should be an interesting election.
Voted for unfinished business.
o/
There still might be a broken link, one that involves vicious untruths.
It would appear, Othere, that some Samaritan has deleted the article.
Which is a shame.
When will you fix our currency?
I am incensed and humiliated.
The Queen and Faithful Dioist was here.
ye i accidentaly deleted that story cause im a twonk and didnt read which one it was 🙁 however ill have more scandals on mr woldy soon 😛
and sorry about the 4 seasons but least i didnt say travelodge lol
thanks for the link though you rock sir 😃
Subscribe to this man ^
@Sigfred
More on that later in the week ^__^
Subscribe if you are homosapiens = )
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I love the last picture. HEIL WOLDY
Henry Hank Moody - more on Keers being a tranny please.
Woldy, ur p cool and all that
but
Come at me bro
WHAT ABOUT IMAGE RIGHTS, SIR WOLDEH?
WOLDY
YOU FAILED
Dioism is the one true ereligion. Pig disgusting.
Not on this island 😎
I don't see why you're so obsessed with delivering flags to Ireland. I say we should go to war with them instead.
I might be convinced to support this
if you actually do something with ireland, then you have my vote
thanks for the support o/
Voted! Long live the King!
Woldy for CP :3
NWO PROPAGANDA
>obvious "Im gunna invade Ireland, vote for me" is obvious.
You'll eat those words, O'Malley
Artela for CP!!!
Sorry Woldy, but I believed you have failed this term and I see no other benefit in the upcoming term if you are elected.
Wait a minute..... If you are our Prime-Minister and King then that means that eUK is an Absolute monarchy. But i still support you. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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