[UKRP] Sad Irony of elections (FREE GIVE AWAY!)

Day 1,811, 13:05 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Jamie2721

So once again we have another massively exciting election upon us (plus 1 point if you noticed sarcasm. Didn't know it was a quiz? Tough).

We see two sides battling it out for days, if not weeks telling us about how much they love new players, why they should vote for them yada yada yada. The truth is they will spend more on buying votes for articles telling you how much they'll help new players than they actually will on ....helping new players. And then they moan about Plato when young players leave.


footage of the what i imagine a debate between Goku, erm i mean Richard, and Talon would look like

Free Give Away you say?

At UKRP, we thought about buying votes for an article. But then we thought what if we actually used that money to help newer players rather than feed our own egos.

That's why if you're under level 30, and are a citizen of eUK all you have to do is post a comment and i will send you 5 Q7 tanks and 100 Q1 food

Are you in TUP? Doesn't matter
Are you in UKPP? Doesn't matter
Are you in ESO? Doesn't matter
Are you in (insert your party's name here)? Doesn't matter

Why does it not matter? Because we want to support all new players.

We're not even running a candidate for President this month. Helping new players is just what we do.

So if you're tired of seeing bellies (no offence Lauren, i thought yours was very nice) and tits (no offence goku, you had a couple of smashing points) then why not consider the UK Reform Party if you're ever looking for a new party.


I apologize in advance to all the new players who will not see this because of all the silly tit for tat articles being bought by a couple of people who think that you want to spend you're time listening to what they have to say.

We recognize you don't, and instead of ending my message with VOTE FOR XXX i will instead say to you, ENJOY THE FIREWORKS!!!



Thanks for reading,
Jamie2721