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[UK] Personality Politics: Max Blue vs Mwcerberus ?

Day 2,141, 11:25 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Max Blue

Today I caught sight of this article by Mwcerberus where he outlines why he should be the UK Minister of Defence. I would like to apply for the job of Minister of Defence so I have written a letter to each of the hopeful President's...

Dear WayneKerr,

I would like to apply for the position of Minister of Defence or any other job Mwcerberus is applying for.

I am cooler than this multiplied by this. I was a Denist before being a denist was mainstream and I'm smarter than 100 Iain Keer'seses.

love Max

o7

Dear Boh,

I would like to apply for the position of Minister of Defence.

Qualifications

- Bronze swimming certificate (achieved swimming away from a floater made by none other than Mwcerberus)
- Successfully erected an Ikea table, that lasted more than 24 hours.
- Have been a long suffering assistant of the MoD (under the brutal FragUK and Mwerberus)
- General ~~bad~~ good egg.

As you are not British you need someone to bring the British to your cabinet, well I can assure you I am more Brit than this squared. You can test my Britishness if you are in any doubt.

I'm more sane than a mad man and I'm not as thick as a brick.

Also Mwcerberus leaves Doritos crumbs everywhere.

Dear Mwcerberus,

No hard feelings about the competition I hope. Na, just kidding!

~ Note to Wayne and Boh: I would be happy to work with Mwcerberus and FragUK.

You guys this IS my application seriously. And I genuinely would be happy to work with either of the above and either Wayne or Boh.

And a lesson to everyone...