I would like to apply for the position of Minister of Defence or any other job Mwcerberus is applying for.
I am cooler than this multiplied by this. I was a Denist before being a denist was mainstream and I'm smarter than 100 Iain Keer'seses.
I would like to apply for the position of Minister of Defence.
- Bronze swimming certificate (achieved swimming away from a floater made by none other than Mwcerberus)
- Successfully erected an Ikea table, that lasted more than 24 hours.
- Have been a long suffering assistant of the MoD (under the brutal FragUK and Mwerberus)
As you are not British you need someone to bring the British to your cabinet, well I can assure you I am more Brit than this squared. You can test my Britishness if you are in any doubt.
I'm more sane than a mad man and I'm not as thick as a brick.
Also Mwcerberus leaves Doritos crumbs everywhere.
No hard feelings about the competition I hope. Na, just kidding!
~ Note to Wayne and Boh: I would be happy to work with Mwcerberus and FragUK.
You guys this IS my application seriously. And I genuinely would be happy to work with either of the above and either Wayne or Boh.
And a lesson to everyone...
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