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[MWC] An Honest Cabinet Application

Day 2,140, 18:28 by mwcerberus

__________________________________________________________Under a bridge
__________________________________________________________Bodmin Moor
Dear Wayneikins

I would like to apply for the position of Deputy PM or VCP (whatever Nick Clegg does) or MoD or whatever not fussy

You kinda have to now I’ve asked so nicely

MWC (Earl of The TV Show My Name Is Earl)


________________________________________________________The Castle from the
_____________________________________________________Lord of the Rings Film
__________________________________________________________New Zealand
Dear Boh

I would like to apply for the position of Deputy PM or VCP (whatever Nick Clegg does)

Side thought what’s a more offensive nickname ‘Sir Nick Griffin’ or ‘Sir Nick Clegg’
Answers in comments


Qualifications
-4 A levels
-13.5 GCSEs
-Bronze swimming certificate (50M in 3 different styles (front crawl, back crawl, successfully --swimming away from a floater))
-I've attended 3 TWO meetings so far saying absolutely nothing

Why?
I want to run for CP next month and to do this I need this level of qualification on my CV

Also I’m English and therefore up when you aren't. And so I can indulge my dictatorial tendencies while you’re asleep, and my sexual perversions while you’re awake

About me? I’m a devious person not to be trusted

TRUST me this will be a great month

MWC (Duke of the D)



Oh and I’ve sent a link of this to both wayne and boh. You guys this IS my application seriously

Bonus pics




Tic tac vote that ^^^^
Big mouth shout that <<<<<
Love you long time sub that >>>>>>
GIT OWTA MY PUB and into my pants comment that \/\/\/\/

 

Comments

jupiterusI Day 2,140, 20:58

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You may call me V
You may call me V Day 2,141, 00:29

Lame article

ViciousDeeds
ViciousDeeds Day 2,141, 01:23

lame comment

Tiger Style
Tiger Style Day 2,141, 06:53

Isn't it about time you left Poland as you're so anti-TWO? Oh no...you're getting more weapons from being there and your personal gain trumps your "cause". Way to show solidarity, Don.

You may call me V
You may call me V Day 2,141, 07:35

No my units gain , its just a game Sam , do one

WayneKerr
WayneKerr Day 2,141, 07:51

so you are pro-TWO, Bin Dipper?

Tiger Style
Tiger Style Day 2,141, 09:08

I know it's a game, I play it as a game (ie for fun). I'm not sure how much fun you have looking at your constant angry ramblings.

ViciousDeeds
ViciousDeeds Day 2,141, 01:24

Nice article mate, good luck on the vCP role,

in answer to your question, id rather be called Sir Nick Griffin.....

WayneKerr
WayneKerr Day 2,141, 02:52

like you even need to apply... jobs for the boys bro!

WookieO
WookieO Day 2,141, 03:31

My reference:

The boy done good this month, he's alright.

Just don't let him tell you the joke about the dodo and the dildo. It goes on forever and is rubbish.

Pat Harper
Pat Harper Day 2,141, 08:08

Just fabulous, you forgot the secret league of Matthews

mwcerberus
mwcerberus Day 2,141, 12:25

didn't forget (it's a sIKRIT)

 
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