[MWC] An Honest Cabinet Application
mwcerberus
__________________________________________________________Under a bridge
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Dear Wayneikins
I would like to apply for the position of Deputy PM or VCP (whatever Nick Clegg does) or MoD or whatever not fussy
You kinda have to now I’ve asked so nicely
MWC (Earl of The TV Show My Name Is Earl)
________________________________________________________The Castle from the
_____________________________________________________Lord of the Rings Film
__________________________________________________________New Zealand
Dear Boh
I would like to apply for the position of Deputy PM or VCP (whatever Nick Clegg does)
Side thought what’s a more offensive nickname ‘Sir Nick Griffin’ or ‘Sir Nick Clegg’
Answers in comments
Qualifications
-4 A levels
-13.5 GCSEs
-Bronze swimming certificate (50M in 3 different styles (front crawl, back crawl, successfully --swimming away from a floater))
-I've attended 3 TWO meetings so far saying absolutely nothing
Why?
I want to run for CP next month and to do this I need this level of qualification on my CV
Also I’m English and therefore up when you aren't. And so I can indulge my dictatorial tendencies while you’re asleep, and my sexual perversions while you’re awake
About me? I’m a devious person not to be trusted
TRUST me this will be a great month
MWC (Duke of the D)
Oh and I’ve sent a link of this to both wayne and boh. You guys this IS my application seriously
Bonus pics
Tic tac vote that 😁
😁
Big mouth shout that
Love you long time sub that >>>>>>
GIT OWTA MY PUB and into my pants comment that \/\/\/\/
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Lame article
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Isn't it about time you left Poland as you're so anti-TWO? Oh no...you're getting more weapons from being there and your personal gain trumps your "cause". Way to show solidarity, Don.
No my units gain , its just a game Sam , do one
so you are pro-TWO, Bin Dipper?
I know it's a game, I play it as a game (ie for fun). I'm not sure how much fun you have looking at your constant angry ramblings.
Nice article mate, good luck on the vCP role,
in answer to your question, id rather be called Sir Nick Griffin.....
like you even need to apply... jobs for the boys bro!
My reference:
The boy done good this month, he's alright.
Just don't let him tell you the joke about the dodo and the dildo. It goes on forever and is rubbish.
Just fabulous, you forgot the secret league of Matthews
didn't forget (it's a sIKRIT)