[MWC] An Honest Cabinet Application

Day 2,140, 18:28 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by mwcerberus

__________________________________________________________Under a bridge
__________________________________________________________Bodmin Moor
Dear Wayneikins

I would like to apply for the position of Deputy PM or VCP (whatever Nick Clegg does) or MoD or whatever not fussy

You kinda have to now I’ve asked so nicely

MWC (Earl of The TV Show My Name Is Earl)


________________________________________________________The Castle from the
_____________________________________________________Lord of the Rings Film
__________________________________________________________New Zealand
Dear Boh

I would like to apply for the position of Deputy PM or VCP (whatever Nick Clegg does)

Side thought what’s a more offensive nickname ‘Sir Nick Griffin’ or ‘Sir Nick Clegg’
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Qualifications
-4 A levels
-13.5 GCSEs
-Bronze swimming certificate (50M in 3 different styles (front crawl, back crawl, successfully --swimming away from a floater))
-I've attended 3 TWO meetings so far saying absolutely nothing

Why?
I want to run for CP next month and to do this I need this level of qualification on my CV

Also I’m English and therefore up when you aren't. And so I can indulge my dictatorial tendencies while you’re asleep, and my sexual perversions while you’re awake

About me? I’m a devious person not to be trusted

TRUST me this will be a great month

MWC (Duke of the D)



Oh and I’ve sent a link of this to both wayne and boh. You guys this IS my application seriously

Bonus pics




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Big mouth shout that Love you long time sub that >>>>>>
GIT OWTA MY PUB and into my pants comment that \/\/\/\/