[UK] Kiwi Imports and Some News
Myles Robinson
Hello United Kingdom,
It's been a while since I've written here. However, after gushing over an article by my good friend Mr Woldy, I decided to peruse the rest of your media and noticed how dreadfully barren it is. So, I decided that I am going to write here. The subject of today's article? No, not trolling you or trolling Ajay Bruno like I normally do when I write here. I'm going to do my normal news routine, with some special information about the growth of eNew Zealand.
Oh, yes, I'm also demanding, as usual, that you surrender Mr Woldy.
eUSA News-- Because it doesn't hurt to know what's going on places.
Our Dear Leader, St Krems, Konqueror of Russia, has decided not to run for reelection. Upon the completion of his term, he will be joining the Dioist exodus from the eUSA to Pakistan. In the wake of his decision to not run for a third term, other candidates have revealed themselves. It is widely believed that the chief contenders are Vice President Colin Lantrip and long-term congressman and last month's challenger, Cromstar. In the September election, Cromstar lost to St Krems by a handful of votes in the closest eUS Election ever. Lantrip has a great deal of experience and a large following.
The eUSA has recently conquered the Azores from Portugal, and then managed to hold off simultaneous resistance wars in Far Eastern Russia (Far Western Alaska, to Americans) and Qinghai. Overall, Americans are reacting favorably to the new war mod, and have so far been using it quite successfully. Why, just yesterday I was shooting at some of you when Spain snatched up Auvergne. Fun times!
Meanwhile, tensions between the United States and India and continuing to soar. Ever since a chill began between the nations over the rental of Karnataka, things have continued to go down hill. Mutual trolling occurred, and India started warming up to Serbia, causing many Americans to feel slighted after having worked to liberate India months and months ago. Things have continued to downgrade as the United States Congress recently rejected an MPP with India. You can read Senator Astra's article explaining the congressional vote.
Anyways, for my American subscribers, if you are interesting in working for the eUS Government, please sign-up here. Also, totally unrelated, but this was a good read.
eUK News Snippet
As mentioned, the United Kingdom lost the region of Auvergne to Spain. Hey, at least you guys got Northern Ireland back, right? Meanwhile, Canada has decided to try drop into Wales, despite the UK's MPPs with Serbia, Indonesia, Russia, Hungary, and Brazil being open. At least they were nice and said hello, eh?
In British elections, jamesw is running for reelection. GGRyan is running in opposition, promising a p awesome government if elected.
eNew Zealand Provisional Government Established
With eNew Zealand set to come online soon, Official eNZ Forums have been established so the community and organise itself and grow. The chief forum administrator is Bass Junkie, and co-administrator Crusadercarl fronted the money for the domain name. The forums are already fairly active with 107 users and some 1500 posts already. If you are interested in joining eNew Zealand, please feel free to sign up! Also stop by the Rizon Server's #eNewZealand to meet people.
This week, a nomination and vote was held to elect a Provisional Leader to begin organising things. As the new nations come online on October 6th, that leaves them at 20 days without a Congress and a month without a president. The Provisional Government will manage the affairs of the nation until a Congress is elected, at which point the Congress will choose to handle things itself or to keep the Provisional Government intact until president elections.
The provisional government is made up of individuals from many nations, representing the broad spectrum that eNew Zealand represents and its intentions to stay uninvolved with both the EDEN and Phoenix Alliances. Here's a sampling of the leadership:
Provisional Leader: Myles Robinson, former eUS Secretary of State (MoFA)
Deputy: Bass Junkie, former eAustralian dMoFA and dMoD
Deputy: Crusadercarl, RL Kiwi
MoFA: Azaret, former President of eFrance
Minister of Immigration: Carr de Vaux, former President of eMalaysia
Minister of Trade: Devoid, former eUS Secretary of Treasury and State
The rest of the cabinet consists of a former president of the eUS, a former president of Ukraine, and individuals from Bolivia, Canada, Pakistan, and the UK. The community itself contains expats from even more countries. We also have a military starting up, led by MoD Bradley Reala and Military Commander kyle321n. If interested in joining, please sign up on the forums or contact me!
Love,
~Myles Robinson~
So eKiwi
Comments
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"Once upon a log in a land far above the reach of large midgets there was an extremely fat sheep called Desmond."
>my good friend Mr Woldy
Why am I the only person who can't stand him
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Sup UK.
Thanks again for Glados
Shit article. 3/10 for subtle trolling, not to mention that Canada are not winning.
They were when I wrote this; tied now. Also, I've written troll articles in the eUK before. This isn't one.
Myles is awesome.
>Why am I the only person who can't stand him
Because your soul is brown like poo.
Also, trade trade trade trade trade trade
Go eKiwis!
Oh yeah, and eUKers please feel free to join some of your friends down under. 😎 The more the merrier.
I'm glad I made you gush.
Here's a fun fact;
First time I encountered Cromstar was by chance, in a supremacy match.
And I think it's because I'm a homophobe, emerick.
Voted+subs
Hail UK!
Hail TR!
Hail PHX!
YEAHHHH!
KIWIMAXXXXX
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"First time I encountered Cromstar was by chance, in a supremacy match. "
Supremacy 1914 ?
Mildly interesting article is mildly interesting 😒.
yo how can i get those NZ bars on to my signature on the forums?