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Hello Nation,

It’s been a quiet few days...some things have happened.
Here are the things.







So like I sent this message to the Speaker of the House about MPPs and getting this dictator referendum going. It appears that in the course of this conversation I gave the go ahead for a full scale revolution.



I’ll be honest.
I didn’t think someone who hadfussed so much about made up congressional process would actually start this thing without discussing it in more detail. Answering “Yarp” to a question about whether or not we have a region hardly constitutes the firing of a starting gun. Maybe he was worried his Romanian friend would find a cheaper medal elsewhere.


Anyway lesson learnt: Always answer in full sentences.











So the upshot of the revolution is that we have deposed the evil despot King Woldy.(Hurray?)

For fourteen long months the poor sod has been at this nation's beckon call. Now he’s having a little holiday and good luck to him.

Find me a nicer, saner, more intelligent person in this game and I’ll call you a liar.

Woldy is a star.


End of.









Since the “liberation” we’ve lost Woldy.

He was pressing all the buttons.

When I pushed a button and made Horice the Spamican candidate it was never with the intention of winning.
Nobody takes us seriously.
Even Horice in his manifesto stated he’d be disappearing.

BUT WE DID WIN.

With no one to press buttons congress put an impeach law through.
This failed.
We now have a situation where buttons will not be pressed and unless another impeach goes through on Sunday that’s all there is to know.

We’ll still be governing, just without the buttons.









At the moment as a government we’re looking for love.

Our MoFA AMD is out there tarted up to the nines with no knickers on speaking to people about the possibility of joining or forming an alliance.


AMD wears it well


He’s written a report which congress now has. Our plan is to get first of all get some firm offers. Once this has been done they will be put to congress and if all is well you the people of the eUK will get to vote with ours and congress recommendations on who or what we do or don’t join.

Congress don’t know that yet but chances are we’ll be impeached by Monday next week and we’ll end up prolonging this for another month.

We need to do something. I’d love us to be part of something successful rather than standing on the sidelines scratching our backsides fighting off needless and pointless invasions.









I have a complaint.


Me.


That’s your lot.

I may be back,

K