[State]CoT & Operation Gangnam Style Update

Day 1,891, 11:53 • Published in USA USA • by Department of State


Greetings Americans,

It has been a tumultuous term so far here in the eUnited States. As we announced a little over a week ago, we have officially joined CoT as a trial member. A large variety of articles have been written about why this occurred, and frankly, why this was a great move for America to take. To add to that, it really is true. Joining CoT was the best move we’ve made in months. We’ve been a member for only about a week, but the benefits of joining CoT are already obvious. Much like the name states, this is a true Circle of Trust. Despite our history with several countries who are members, I will go on the record saying we can trust all the nations who are members of CoT; this includes past enemies like Macedonia and Indonesia, countries we were great friends with back in the day such as Chile and Bulgaria, and also extends to the new relationships we’re forming with all the members of CoT.

CoT claims to be an alliance of equality, and one simply must look at the battlefields to see this. It’s been well document that America has come up big for CoT however in our campaign against Taiwan, one can frequently see avatars belonging to citizens and soldiers from Macedonia, Bulgaria, Chile, South Korea, Japan, and many of the other member nations come across the screen and drop large amounts of damage. They’ve placed America’s battles in their battle priorities list, and have maintained constant communication with us with regards to our battle needs. This is all while maintaining several wars in Europe, South America, and elsewhere. On more than one occasion, they’ve placed our needs above theirs. All in the first week. They say the proof is in the pudding, so I invite all citizens who have doubts of our relationship to simply look to watch the battlefields. This doesn’t simply mean checking the Top 5, but actually watch the battles. See who is fighting for America, and see who is fighting against us. You’ll see CoT nations dropping damage for America, while you’ll see our former “allies” tanking against us like they have for many months now.



Much like CoT has gone out for us, we’re presently going out to help CoT. Specifically, this refers to our new friends in both South Korea and Japan. As part of Operation Gangam Style, America has waged a campaign against Taiwan. This isn’t for resources, lulz, fun, or what have you; we weren’t coaxed, forced, or threatened to do this. We offered. South Korea and Japan are our new friends, but for too long, they’ve been held down by the tyrannical EDEN-puppet of Taiwan. It’s time to end this. It’s time to bring freedom to these countries, it’s time to return the sovereignty of these nations back to them and their people. We’re here to do it. Unfortunately, despite the best efforts of America and CoT, we had a small failure last night, and South Korea lost a RW that would grant them a congress. This happened for one reason: EDEN. EDEN fought hard to keep our friends down, to keep them weak, and to keep them without congress. That is unacceptable. EDEN read this and understand it: America does, and will continue to, consider all actions against our true allies in CoT as direct actions against America itself and we will act accordingly. For months now you have feared a world where we are against you, and have interfered to keep such a thing a horrible nightmare. Consider you next moves wisely then, or else that nightmare will become a reality.



To South Korea, you have our word that next month you will have a congress. Soon, you will have your country, your resources, and your revenge. We guarantee it.

To the rest of CoT, you know where we stand. That’s not with TWO, that’s not with EDEN, it’s not with backstabbers and tyrants, it’s with our allies. We know who they are, and we’ll be keeping it o7

Hail eUnited States!!!
Hail CoT!!!
Hail the real brotherhood!!!