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[POTUS] A Mission With A Happy Ending

Day 1,885, 08:43 by fingerguns

South Korea has proposed USA as Natural Enemy and now it needs their Congress approval.


And so it begins...



The Objective: Wipe Taiwan. Liberate South Korea and Japan. Get everyone a cute Asian girlfriend.

The Plan: It goes a little something like this-



We will go through South Korea to start dismantling Taiwan, piece by piece, until they have been completely scrubbed from the history books. Any fragments of their society that remain will seem so mysterious and out of place that the Ancient Alien guys will make a 3 part special about it. Taiwanese Take Out. Then we return those regions to their rightful owners, negotiate for cute Asian girlfriends, then move on to our next target.




CURRAHEE,




 

Comments

fingerguns
fingerguns Day 1,885, 08:44

Comin for you Taiwan

galenaandrea
galenaandrea Day 1,885, 08:45

о7

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel Day 1,885, 08:46

Asian girls are crazy, but I'm down.

Serendipitous
Serendipitous Day 1,885, 08:46

Fingerbanging good

Mr. Swagg
Mr. Swagg Day 1,885, 08:47

/Me likes it

Jefferson Locke
Jefferson Locke Day 1,885, 08:48

I love this!

Poor Taiwan, their country was so cute

Bucephalus92
Bucephalus92 Day 1,885, 08:49

Sounds like fun

MaestroAkel
MaestroAkel Day 1,885, 08:50

But... i love Taiwan

LitoII
LitoII Day 1,885, 08:50

I want Asian GF tooooooooo \ o /

KOSOVA Xhemshit Smajli
KOSOVA Xhemshit Smajli Day 1,885, 08:51

/me winks at lesbo fg

Plainswalker
Plainswalker Day 1,885, 08:51

You'll definitely get our support.

Yipsee Fooks
Yipsee Fooks Day 1,885, 08:52

Thai chicks are dirty girls (or ladyboys. I'm not judging). Let's go get some!! (War... not ladyboys).

Artela
Artela Day 1,885, 08:54

Psyched for this

The Valeyard
The Valeyard Day 1,885, 08:55

\o/

fingerguns
fingerguns Day 1,885, 08:56

@Yipsee

Thailand and Taiwan are not the same place.

scottischbum
scottischbum Day 1,885, 08:57

woop woop let's do this!

Condrea Andrei
Condrea Andrei Day 1,885, 08:57

i whant 3 asian girlfriends LOL

Mr yOdA
Mr yOdA Day 1,885, 08:58

o7

Igor Feldman
Igor Feldman Day 1,885, 08:59

Shame on Taiwan!

Condrea Andrei
Condrea Andrei Day 1,885, 08:59

Can I , can I get them ? plzzzzzzzzzz )

fingerguns
fingerguns Day 1,885, 09:00

@Condrea Andrei- You may enslave a Taiwanese woman, but you must court the ladies of SK and Japan and treat them with the proper respect. Like a true gentleman.

Currahee

Bucephalus92
Bucephalus92 Day 1,885, 09:04

CURRAHEE

seascifi
seascifi Day 1,885, 09:08

HAIL USA!
HAIL SK!
HAIL JAPAN!
HAIL CoT!

WIPE Taiwan!

Danie Fox
Danie Fox Day 1,885, 09:10

They've been occupied for ages now, they'll really appreciate this.

AlexPIT
AlexPIT Day 1,885, 09:11

CURRAHEEE !!!

Mazzy Cat
Mazzy Cat Day 1,885, 09:13

Meow!

JeguljaM
JeguljaM Day 1,885, 09:13

Can we still have china food pls

Emergy Maxfell
Emergy Maxfell Day 1,885, 09:15

o7

Capitan Sevilla
Capitan Sevilla Day 1,885, 09:17

Cute asians girlfriends??? Where? Where???

Here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/group-show/369

= )

Mad Anthony Wayne
Mad Anthony Wayne Day 1,885, 09:18

Can we at least spare their children? I need someone to continue to make the fake handbags or my wife will cry.

McLarenDr
McLarenDr Day 1,885, 09:18

thats what i call a nice article

Kolorowy
Kolorowy Day 1,885, 09:19

insane trolling :] o/

Deepchill
Deepchill Day 1,885, 09:23

Woo Hoo

Currahee

Jin Yang
Jin Yang Day 1,885, 09:25

vote free Japan!!!!

bancho22
bancho22 Day 1,885, 09:26

nice : ) o7

emdoublegee
emdoublegee Day 1,885, 09:31

WAR!!!!!!

Aim High!

DIRTY ANGELS
DIRTY ANGELS Day 1,885, 09:33

I hope they can make good sandwhich's

Smells
Smells Day 1,885, 09:39

HAIL USA!
HAIL SK!
HAIL JAPAN!
HAIL CoT!

WIPE Taiwan!

Ibarrai
Ibarrai Day 1,885, 09:40

V + S
Saludos desde eParaguay! o/

Israel Stevens
Israel Stevens Day 1,885, 09:43

America is so much better off when the PotUS can make gifs.

FG4LIFE

hive_cluster
hive_cluster Day 1,885, 09:44

Can we please when we are there already it that part of world liberate North Korea?

Mary Chan
Mary Chan Day 1,885, 09:44

I'm flattered.

TheJuliusCaesar
TheJuliusCaesar Day 1,885, 09:46

Oh dear

Stolch
Stolch Day 1,885, 09:54

ib4traitor comments from EDEN 3..2..1.....

Dr. Walter Bishop
Dr. Walter Bishop Day 1,885, 09:58

Voated for Gif

logamac
logamac Day 1,885, 09:58

This article is awesome

5440
5440 Day 1,885, 10:00

more of a continuation than a new war

It's a good article though.

Nektari0s
Nektari0s Day 1,885, 10:03

nice

Duncan Crowe
Duncan Crowe Day 1,885, 10:04

\o/

awesome!

Arrden Day 1,885, 10:08

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