[SERBIA] Emerick is Dead.

Day 880, 01:35 • Published in Serbia Pakistan • by Max McFarland 2


Citizens of Serbia,

This article is published in your media at the request of Emerick.

Would you like some theme music?
~ Persona 3 - Caramelldansen

I present to you a post-mortem poem of Emerick the Great:
01:03 Emerick:
Emerick is dead and it's dreadfully morbid.
He forfeits, forever free for the poor kids.
One stepped at the bottom with demonic endorphins,
I was power rings restrained, no more Mighty Morphin
We couldn't close the lid, there'll be no bids on his toys
No will for the rumor mill, no bills to enjoy
He kept every penny 'cept the two on his eyes
Now the diggers at Denny's, gettin' cheese on his fries
As for the babies and their mamma's, there'll be drama for days
Looks like he got his likeness, now it's time to get paid
So many starvin' Marvin Garden, claimin' MC C
But he's a seedless greed, makin' peace in the RIP
It's a croc in the pot, is fraught, of it be the mock death
He's got the awesomest posthumous box set
They're airbrushing MC, on plain white tee's
Another life lost to violence, silence if you please

Please read his final article: My Friends,
Please read his postmortem organization article: Death is not a hunter unbeknowst to its prey/
Please read and sign this petition to unban Emerick: Unban Emerick-sama
Please read President Woxan's declaration: Good Night, Sweet Prince

;_;

V/r,
Max McFarland 2
Friend and Enemy of Emerick



P.S.
1. Emerick's newspaper, Gone to Dio, 4570 subscriptions.
2. Max McFarland 2's newspaper, McFarland Journal, 4560 subscriptions.
~ This article should place my subscriptions over his. Irony.