"We are The Politically Impure, We are the A.L.A.R.M."
Joe DaSmoe
Fellow Lovers of Freedom
We face troubling times. After a sudden entrance into the US PoTUS race, former President Josh Frost managed to sweep into the White House and immediately stage an immediate Coup d'état and has declared the United States to be under control of his regime. He has founded a new party that wishes to control eRepublik, squashing democracy and attempting to dictate their will upon us everyday Americans.
WE HAVE BEEN BLACKLISTED BY THE NEW REGIME, We are "The Politically Impure."
But relax Dude!, relaxxxx....
We will not bow before this dictatorship, we will unite and stand up for-selves, and we will retake America. America's Libertarians have been exiled from Government, our PoTUS candidate, CRoy, is in hiding and the esteemed Claire Littleton, a prominent Lib, has been "executed", whereabouts unknown. Frost's Regime has dubbed voices of dissent as political impure and seeks to impose political retribution upon these brave soldiers.
Myself and others have spoken out against the current disconnect of Government policies over last month or so (see my last few articles). I have been shouted down as Populist, yet they fear you becoming aware. Now under the guise of giving "goodwill to the American people" Frost's regime has promised to serve only people of America, they will seek to appease you, to convince you that they are the true "way". They are capitalizing on the grass roots movement we Libertarians are trying to mount and will contort the truth to try and assimilate you. STAND UP, deny their propaganda, become a free thinker.
Brothers, Sisters, Those who seek true democracy in our nation. I would like to announce the formation of an insurgent Militia, a group whose sole purpose is to unite against the tyranny of the sacking of our Government and restore America's vast power back into the hands of the people!
WE ARE THE COUNTER-REVOLUTION, We are America's Libertarian Armed Resistance and Militia, We are the A.L.A.R.M.
We shall band together and speak out in a voice of resolve, ALARM will become a powerhouse to roust the minions who have seized our great country and seek to dominate. Join us, restore TRUE power to the citizens of America. Further details will be announced soon, stay tuned.
Be Careful Enemies of Democracy, the "impure" have already begun to make their mark.
-Signing out,
Rebel General Joe DaSmoe,
Leader of the ALARM.
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Comments
Storm the Capitol!
REBELUTION!
I'll make some sandwiches, you guys want ham or bologna.
It will be a shame when I kill you Joe.
Free speech, free press, free sex.
Good luck, bro. ~
Frost you will never take me, you will fall under the boot of the Rebel Army and the people will be free.
Embrace Dio, impeach the Pig
Viva The Resistance!
@BBB, you got ham & swiss on rye with a little horseradish & mustard?
Hell yeah, we're with you Joe!
You seem like a jolly fellow, it will be an honor to Re-Educate you.
Embrace Dio, impeach the cat.
Joe, the leaders of the Great Revolution do not seek to blacklist anyone. While I understand you are of an impure mind, it still hurts to see you so outraged at our Dear Leader.
All Chairman Meow wishes is that you come to understand the glory of the Revolution, and join together with your comrades to spread the principles of community and love throughout the world.
Wonderful
Meow, meow, meow, meow,
Meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow, meow,
I want chicken,
I want liver,
Don't delay, now,
Please deliver!
To those who are mourning the loss of CRoy:
Take a Xanax, then have a couple sips of purple kool-aid.
Soon you will feel much, much better.
Viva The Resistance! x2
The frost regime is spreading lies and misinformation across America, join the Rebel Army of Resistance and help impeach the supreme chancellor!
The Rebel Army cannot be stopped.
Sound the A.L.A.R.M!
¡Viva la Counter Revolución!
he he he he he
oh, I'm a ham kind of guy, bologna scares me
This article and its comments are so impure, I've decided to turn myself in for re-education just for reading them.
Perhaps you need to actually do a DNA on who you think is is CRoy, just to double check.... You have a doppelganger in hiding, his security double.
We always take care of business, and we got his cereal bowl too!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-top-secret-docs-leaked-part2--1599396/1/20
The Rebel Army cannot be stopped.
Sound the A.L.A.R.M!
¡Viva la Counter Revolución!
Another resistance group eh? Good luck to you mates.
¡Viva la Counter Revolución!
The Dude abides....
tl;dnr
I for one welcome our fuzzy, adorable new overlords!
GO,Joe,GO
Guys, someone please, who can give me 5 weapons and 8 tickets! I have already worked 5 days in a row and I need these items!
I'll instantly send 'em back! Thank you in advance!