[Prime Minister] Day 6 – Do my job? That’ll be 5g please lad
10 Downing Street
Afternoon gents o7,
Six days into the term and the fruits of sedentariness are beginning to bloom. Chaos, disinformation and outrageous pecuniary waste are but the beginning of a glorious rapture of our fulsome community – let not the agents of orders, peace and accord dissuade us from our goal of totalitarian mindlessness, for we walk a hallowed path to wherever this vastly over-the-top descriptive takes us (probably either Greggs or Plato’s Cave).
So join the government with a metaphorical pork pie/form of the good as we begin the official brief of the last few days…
Rumblings in Parliament
For the rather unimportant matters of leaving our alliance and conducting a training war against the US and Ire, Parliament was overly quiet. This was all to change, however…
The usually indolent chambers of our glorious legislature suddenly mobilized, with thrilling fortitude, upon finally rubbing self-interested brain cells together - working out they could perfectly legally vote themselves money. Whilst some of my Ministers are extremely jealo- concerned about the financial ramifications of such a proposal, I believe with modest amendment it could make for a decent attempt to get some of the lazy sods actually contributing again.
In it’s current form, MPs stand to bag 5g if they make every vote. This could theoretically mean a bill of 200g (£80k) should disaster strike and every MP suddenly rise from the eDead. Under our current income it would make Parliament the biggest expenditure outside MPPs, almost certainly pushing us into the red. Thus the government has suggested a cap at 40g, meaning if more than 8 MPs make every vote the prize pool is split evenly between them.
Foreign Affairs Brief
Astrid’s report on the people just north of Gibraltar
As briefly mentioned above, Parliament has voted to leave PLUTO. I have informed the other members of this decision and will be instructing Woldy to confirm the ingame buttons for it later today. The obvious question is: what now? We have had a few interesting discussions with interested blocs, however my inner pragmatist demands another week or so of careful study before any meaningful advances on this front.
Progress has been painfully slow confirming these training wars with Parliament, the Gov will be making a final proposal either later today or tomorrow morning to try and conclude if any will be taking place at all.
Defence Brief
MoD Orders – Day 3,157
Call to Arms has been open for a few days now, if you haven’t already noticed you can claim 5 Q7s every article simply by voting and shouting the link (and preferably actually fighting with your given supply!). The upcoming national MU tournament is also in the latter stages of being set up. We’d have preferably liked this to have coincided with a co-ordinated training war but there is a small chance this is still possible.
As always, check the MoD Spreadsheet for accurate information and orders about our campaigns.
Home Affairs Brief
UK Media Awards
I’ve opened this week’s Media Awards which are due to be refreshed on the 18th. There are 4 categories of articles where you could bag £5k for each winning submission. The judge will be me after several gallons of Talisker – so bonus marks for extra large writing and few cheeky pints on the side…
Hope to be opening a few more competitions as the necessary inspiration slowly makes it’s way towards my ever-besieged imagination. Should have something semi-decent for yer by 2018.
Finance Brief
Attempts to get import tax up have resulted in two contradictory proposals going through parliament, naturally having a roughly similar amount of support for each. After a fair bit of shouting and consulting imaginary lawyers we hope to have this resolved by the next brief.
Next MoF report should be out in a few days. This is also a notice to say, for the moment, we’re not bankrupt. Rejoice!
Much obliged o7, yer lovin’ CP,
Appleby
Comments
impeach denied
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Instead of 5 gold for making every vote how about this:
- All Congress members with 75% turnout or greater are put onto a list
- Congress members then vote for people on the list for title of "Congressman of the Month"
- Winner of Congressman of the Month gets 10g, three runners up get 5g each
Congress can debate exactly on the prizes as long as they are not too high - the public should get in this too. I am against Congress being free to choose how much they pay themselves.
An alternative twist to this would be to give each Congressman one vote for every Congress vote they took part in over the term, and these votes can be split over different candidates if they choose so (so if Apples took part in 6 votes in the term he could split his votes as follows; 3 for Cheetah, 2 for Woldy, 1 for Rob - or 4 for Cheetah, 2 for Rob).
Overall I think this system is better as it rewards the Congressmen who do the best job and contribute fully (through voting, debates and committees), rather than those who just vote.
Notes:
- The alternative I suggested could get complicated with managing votes, something to think about
- I picked 75% because it is what I'd expect ESO Congressmen to achieve at minimum, sometimes people will miss one vote which is acceptable
- Even 40 gold each month is a lot to give out in my opinion, especially if it would go to the same few each month
Further Notes:
- You can't vote for yourself
a much better system for recognizing meaningful contribution and gives parliament it's own 'competition'!
would happily support this and fully agreed with "against Congress being free to choose how much they pay themselves".
Hopefully the public will remind them who votes who in on this issue
"Congress members then vote for people on the list for title of "Congressman of the Month"
It should be the public voting who gets the title, not congress members.
Also I'd have the prizes given in q7 weapons rather than gold personally
How about congress do their duty.
They got their shiny medal (even if we were not under dictatorship they'd got 5g as well)
In case someone is not willing to do congress work, he/she shouldn't run for a congressional seat at all.
my 2c
Love Brit's humor.
pls no mongress legislating themselves money
Congress is the basis of this country's politics!
yeah tell him that PN 😃
IT'S THE BEST!!!
The first time the 'basis of this country's politics' comes up with something big in months and it's paying themselves for doing their job.
smh
It seems I won't need to impeach you...for now.
PN it seems you have no sense of humour to impeach Appleby 😃
Great article Sir Appleby.Love ya Appleby 🙂
Watch out of impeachment,everyone eagerly waites that to happend 😃
Even better idea - those that do their duty diligently can be rewarded with an 'Honour' - i.e. in the King's Birthday Honours List.
MBEs and OBEs for starters, the odd MC and QCGM for military prowess, possibly even a very occasional VC....
A Knighthood or two for serial performers, with possibly a Life Peerage for those who survive long enough (hint hint).
All of these are items which cost nothing - but give the recipient a warm fuzzy feeling and a sense of being appreciated!
In the old old days (when we used to do this) - it became common practice to insert a miniature facsimile of the awad on ones avatar - or in the case of multiple awards, a row of medal ribbons.....
Yes, let's do this!
Suggested this several times but people keep shooting it down because "roleplay is horrible". Someone make it happen.
If someone were to put forward a motion that we all breathe, at least three members of Congress - not always the same ones - would shoot it down, just for the lolz
Congress is always the cancer of every country. Period.
Appleby just hire me as MoFA
Military Honours: http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Military_Honours_and_Decorations_Board
Honours - http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/United_Kingdom_Honours_Committee
I had forgotten that I hold the MBE and MC....
It is strange to see all of those names liisted - most now eDead.... I wonder if we might resurrect a few characters....
I wonder why 5gold MP's reward cause such a great discussion (from understood and misunderstood MP's), but apparently contradictory two "get import tax up" proposals (5%, ministerial discretion for 10% vs 20😵, each of which collected 10 votes "Aye". In result government don't have idea which of the voted proposals to apply for now ... this is really funny, but ... why anyone did not impress of this - that is the question.
From the last few times I was in congress, I can't help but wonder if there would be less mongress if most of congress did go on strike for not being given gold....
what a waste of keyboard...
Nice article fam
Congress shouldn't get money for votes - that will just make people who don't understand or care about an issue vote one way or the other just to cash in.
Also, don't understand why the tax vote wasn't presented as a pick one vote (stay the same, 5/10% or 20😵.