[MoEnt] Get yer semi-free article moneh 'ere

Day 3,156, 05:00 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Ministry of Entertainment


Afternoon lads o7,

As part of our commitment to wasting exuberant amounts of money to magically get people interested again, we’re happy to announce the first tranche of government-subsidised ‘creative article’ competitions.

Every week there’ll be a few categories for submissions, with the winner of each bagging £5k to help indulge in their sin of their choice.

So get yer typewriters out, we kick off with:-

Category 1 – Most Creatively Helpless Tutorial

Category 2 – Worst Party/MU Recruitment Attempt

Category 3 – Generic Anti-Elitist/Burn Down Mongress Rant

Category 4 – Best despairing analysis about the futile trajectory of the game


Best of luck gents, awards and the next batch of categories on the 18th o/


Appleby