[POTUS]Operation H.A.M.

Day 2,051, 19:23 • Published in USA USA • by GoneAndGone


Hello my fellow Americans,

For two articles now, I have teased the a plan that will start the true comeback of America, and lead us on the path towards removing these invaders from our shores. This plan has been dubbed Operation H.A.M. And, without further ado, here it is:



Part one of Operation H.A.M. is very simply; we go all in balls to the wall yo, on freeing Texas from Serbia. If you’re not fighting you’re doing it wrong is the plan for this battle. All American MUs have their prios set there, it’s CoT priority one, we have foreign allies going in as needed, all and all, Serbia won’t stand a chance because they’re terribad... and also because our European allies are tying them up over across the pond. If needed, Germany stands ready to open their supply room #ger.supply for our use to distribute supplies. If this occurs, you’ll know, just check your shout feed. We can be quite loud when it comes to fighting off Serbian multis.



Hitting it right now... aka what you should being doing in Texas.

Step Two

Before I explain Step Two, let us look at the map at the moment:



Normally to the south is Mexibro, that cool nation with the tacos, titties and tequila. Right now, however, we have RoC (Taiwan) and Thailand to our south. Despite its name, Taiwan does not infact rock and Thailand is equally disgusting. As I spoke of in the Prequel to this Operation, the goal here is not total glorious victory, that is to be left for a future plan and a future date, but rather, to make getting to victory easier, to set foundation upon which said victory can stroll without scuffing its new shoes.

With that goal in mind, Step Two of the plan is to attack Thailand and Taiwan via direct battles from the eUS, and via resistance wars in Mexico. With these two nations gone, it’ll secure the southern border, ensuring TWO cannot pull any shenanigans when we start mopping them up.
The exact plan upon which we shall be attacking these two countries looks like this:



Step two of this certainly isn’t perfect, as if something goes wrong, Serbia and Hungary can sweep down south and take over Mexico. As terrible as this would be for Mexico, they are willing to take this risk for us because they are Mexibro. They understand that we will free them if this happens, because as much as they got our back, we got their back too. They also understand that it is possible they won’t be taken over by Hungary and Serbia if things go as planned, which is highly likely. That said, given their commitment to us, to our brotherhood, I’d like to formally upgrade Mexibro to shoe status. Canada was our snapback for years, and is working towards reclaiming its place upon our head, and, it’s time we accompany our snapback with equally swagtastic J’s on our feet.


Those Jordans do look good in that color...

Step Three

After kicking Taiwan and Thailand out of North America, the question is where do we go? We still have Poland, Serbia, and Hungary in our country which while three is better than five, it’s not optimal at all. So, what do we do? Well, that’s for Mr. Proteus to decide. Given the timing of this, the tail end of it will likely spill into his term, so, what he does with it is his call. But, having spoken with him, I’m sure he’ll take this and turn it into a winning plan. He’s got this yo.

With that, once again, Swag out America.

-Tenshibo
eUS CP