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[MoSB] Automated weekly report

Day 3,226, 05:26 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Ministry of Entertainment

Work never stops in the Ministry of Stacking Badgers - we never sleep. So while you lot have been doing whatever it is that you people do when you should be stacking badgers, the chaps in our Automated News Department (AND) have been busily automating stuff.

Which means that now I'm delighted to announce that AND are ready to launch the first prototype of their eagerly awaited Automated News Gathering And Publishing System (ANGAPS).

AND ANGAPS

Indeed, the following is the first ever AND ANGAPS' activity report, based on events in the eUK over the last week...

So there you have it; an absolute triumph of mechanisation which will improve the Ministry's efficiency, thereby delivering tangible cost benefits across the department. Hurrah! Expect all future Ministry updates to be generated by ANGAPS.

Indeed, the invention has been so successful that the rest of us here at the Ministry actually cleared off several days ago, leaving ANGAPS to get on with it. Our work here is done.

Ministry of Stacking Badgers (Automated News Department) signing off (from the beach).

PS The competition that so far only CC has entered is still open. If you can be bothered. Which we can't.

Get yer official government updates here…

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Comments

AMD. Day 3,226, 06:20

I think there's something wrong with the programming

VoodooMike71 Day 3,226, 09:14

How very dare you. Questioning the competence of MoSB? Treason! Impeach!

Mad Pauly Day 3,226, 10:08

Simone Giertz and Weebl in the same article? That must be a first! o7

certacito Day 3,226, 23:48

Did you not resign from Congress? But clearly not from Government...

So - no news then (apart from the end of our record breaking Constitutional Monarchy (Dictatorship) -and a return to 'Democracy'.......

VoodooMike71 Day 3,227, 02:07

I did resign from Congress. But the Ministry of Stacking Badgers is simply too crucial a role to walk away from.

However, I fear you may have missed the irony in this article (and possibly this comment).

certacito Day 3,227, 05:10

Irony? This article is positively rusting away such is the ferrous content that it contains.

We should expect nothing less from a Man of Steel such as yourself....

VoodooMike71 Day 3,227, 06:36

Irony and puns all at the same time! The Ministry of Stacking Badgers approves 🙂

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