[MoFA] – Glorious success of the British empire

Day 2,159, 20:44 • Published in United Kingdom North Macedonia • by Foreign Office




Glorius success of british empires is Very Good!

Official propaganda for the Boh regime


In eUK we beat all rivals with a big stick we recently fight
norway and beat them with large stick
france and beat them with large stick
we try to beat ireland but stick break then we replace stick with iron bar
iron bar is strong
we beat ireland with iron bar


Then seeing the tears from our many enemies we let out sigh


And decide we must give them a chance
Like serial killer gives hostage 10 seconds to run before shooting down like dog
We give ireland and norway 10 seconds to run before shooting down like dog


And give our friends poland a little gift of france because eUK is a loving giving country



Future predictions
1 month – good progress


3 months – better progress


6 months – game is boring


1 year – eUK invent navy game no longer boring until all sea is taken


2 years – admins cry because of lack of profitability (also admins are cats I’m 99% sure)



100% accurate report provided by mwcerberus with love from
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