[Ministry of Propaganda] Whose Rhine is it Anyway?
Joseph Rich
With the 5th day of the month passed and the polls closed, we usher in a new government to bring prosperity and glory to Canada. Our new President DennisMcVicker or simply DMV3, he hopes you will follow him for the rest of the term and thanks you in his highest regard for putting your trust in him this term.
Victory Over Fascism
Several days ago, our glorious nation embarked on Operation Dumbo Drop, the mission to seal the deal with Italy and Germany. Sticks and stones were thrown at us, but we endured through the front line. This was one of the major initiatives of last term's President, Xichael, which was to plan an airstrike for Canada, as promised in his Presidential Manifest. After difficulties with the FYROMulan threat, the cabinet later decided to target Italy and Germany for the attack. The last few months has seen a lot of action near the Rhineland in Germany, with it switching hands constantly, the question remains, Whose Rhine is it Anyway? (pun intended)
Thankfully, we didn't receive much resistance from Italy, as they were too busy fussing over the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who was apparently ordering their troops to not fight, but instead "Touch His Noodly Appendages."
Italy's new Diety
Unfortunately, when we were done and dusted with Italy in the Netherlands, Germany didn't seem to want to put up a fight either, simply giving up after the first battle after the 'Blitzkreig' had failed them. Below is some footage of after the battle for Bremen. Even Hitler is not amused.
The "Anti-Blitzkreig"
As of this morning, all the Canadian soldiers are eating this scrumptious meal for breakfast. It is filled with all of the necessary proteins and minerals, and is 97% Bulls*** free, it had to go through a heavy filtering process to get it to that stage however.
The New Canadian Scrumptious Breakfast
All Hail DMV3
All Hail the eCanadian Empire!
Yours Sincerely,
Joseph Rich
Minister of Propaganda
Comments
All hail the Canadian Reich!
Let us take our revenge for Pearl Harbour.
That's Japan, and we're Canada, but okay.
Don't confuse the message with your silly facts.
heheheh o7 😃
Jerry is on the run boys
gotta admit we didnt fight well
but on the other hand I think it is not over yet...
Indeed, best of luck o7
Thankfully the Greeks have been helping by creating that Financial Meltdown diversion for us.
I was too distracted by that gif to pay any attention to what this article was about.