[jw] Is this all there is?

Day 2,517, 20:50 Published in United Kingdom France by Hell The Great


The recent history of the UK is undeniable. Minus a glorious Wayne, we have recently, to be frerk, been awful. Our media was always boring and full of moralfaps or dapperfaps, but at least there was something. And whilst I'm sure updates about speaking to the President of Japan will enthral and encapsulate the next generation of bland and steady seat fillers when no-one else really wants to do anything, where is the dastardly?

Where are the schemes? Where is the bawwwww? In the past we had Piain in the shadows, Dish in the kitchen and literally the coolest guy ever moralfapping everywhere. It's true that it is nice to not have to worry about dat gorram bigantdapper, but at the same time, is there anything to think about at all?



It says a lot when even MoD orders can make it into the top 5. Seriously, what is this and how do I stop it? The UK needs some crazy.

TUP are not good enough to dominate so there is no-one to baww at.
UKPP is and always will be quiet without Alfa.
UKRP remains as it always was, and always will be, a top 5 placeholder.
ESO died a long time ago, and it was all Diakun's fault.
WRP, PCP.. Do I even need to?

It is time for a change, UK. We don't need anything new, everything 'new' has proven that change is bad. It is time for a refresh. A reboot. It is time to revert and undo everything we did. Some may claim we've Charlie Sheen'd, but the day articles as enthralling as this grace our media is the day any trace of tiger within our blood is bored to a painful and mediocre death.



Bring back 2009. Bring back the House of Lords, The Navy, Military Command, Legislation, The Party President's Council. Anything, please God anything, to patch over the dullness that we have been blindly lead into.