[Headless News] The rising star of Asia

Day 1,513, 06:55 Published in South Korea USA by roland_up


In this bulletin, we will follow the newest rising star of Asia, our conqueror, the eRoC in the quest to be the strongest country in the world.

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Interviewer: How are ya, RoC?



Men: Are you talking to us?

Interviewer: Are you eRoC?

Men: No, that's the person next to us.

(One of the men tapped on the shoulder of the guy and then pointed at us.)



Stranger: How are ya, buddy? what's up?

Interviewer: Are you eRoC? We are from Headless news and we wish to ask you a few questions about your next NE opponents, can we ask you a few questions?

eRoC: Sure, well, our next NE opponent is this guy. (Handed a picture to us)


Interviewer: But this is not a guy, this is a baby... Why do you want to fight with a baby who cannot possibly fight back?

eRoC: Mmmmm...... (2 hour pause later) ... I think it is because they helped our enemy in the last battle.

Interviewer: But they have also fought on your side too... and overall, they are neutral, they have tons of TERRA/EDEN MPPs.

eRoC: Mmmmm...... (4 hours pause later) ... Well, they are very strong, he may look cute and all that, but he is very powerful!! To be the strongest in the world, you need to beat the most powerful enemy, not little fella who can't fight back.

Interviewer: Sir, it is only a baby, and he doesn't fight back ... (Pretend to hit the baby but withdraw the palm before hitting)

eRoC:
Mmmmm...... (30 minutes pause later) ... Ok, you got me, we just want to snatch the candy and toys the baby is holding...

Interviewer:
..... This sounded very familiar?? Where did I heard this before?






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