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Welcome to The Revolutionary!

This is my first non-political article for a while. I'm hoping to make more of these (as well as more political articles, if I want to keep my job 😉 ) Later in this article there will be an entry from our friend the Home Swizzle and then a special letter to a very special person: my eFather.

Oops banner typo aka I got lazy and didn't finish the article by the end of day 2048. There's that effort I'm famed for :')



Wiki Pages Anyone?

So for a while around eRepublik and in the IRC, I've been seeing lots of people too lazy to create their own citizen page on the eRepublik Wiki. Don't worry, you're not a bad person because of this! Wiki editing simply isn't for everyone.

So that's why for the low price of 19.99 Gold I will create your page for you!

Except actually, just PM me with whatever you want included (political titles, history, etc.) and I'll make your page. You don't need to worry about basic information, I can gather that myself. (All for free ;P)

While I encourage you all to get an eRep Wiki account and start editing, I understand that not everyone has the patience for all of the mildly-confusing code and such. Everyone on eRepublik should have a wiki page, I want to help achieve that 🙂



A Visit From Home Swizzle

About a month and a half ago, I introduced you all to my friend the Home Swizzle. Home Swizzle grew up in the rougher part of Renouille's holy grazing lan-



YO! IT'S YO HOME SWIZZLE!

Oh, Renouille.

THAT FAT COW'S GOT ENOUGH ATTENTION. IT'S TIME FOR HOME SWIZZLE IN:

Home Swizzle's World Commentary, TRICK!

...so while he's getting ready, I guess I'll explain. Home Swizzle's section today will be him commenting on some current events. Let it be known that all opinions expressed are strictly those of Home Swizzle and do not necessarily reflect the views of le revo-

LET'S GET STARTED; I'M YO CHEF AND TONIGHT I WILL SERVING SOME eREPUBLIK WORLD REALNESS!

~ Slovenia and TWO HQ

YO SLOVDOGS, YOU MAY BE GROSS AF BUT YOU GO AND GRAB WHAT YOU CAN GET CUZ SLOVENE SIZZLE IS JUST AS MUCH A GROSS MEMBER OF TWO AS SERBIA.

~America's Continued Wipe

BANG, BANG, SHOT YOU DEAD, SHOT MY LOVER IN THE HEAD, NOW MY LOVER IS DEAD, AND I HAVE NO REGRETS. HE DESERVED IT.

SAID NO ONE EVER, UNLESS YOU'RE AN ANCIENT BREED OF IGUANA (IF PEOPLE WANT TO SEE ANCIENT HISTORY THEY CAN VISIT A MUSEUM, NOT A STADIUM). AMERIPROTEUS4EVER.

~ New Missions

I'LL TRANSLATE THIS ONE SO PLATO CAN READ IT:

£$$¥€¥¥ €$¥$$$¥₩. ₱¢¢£$$!!!!! £¢¢£ ¥₩¥₩¥$¥$, £$$¥€¥¥ £$$¥€¥¥ £$$¥€¥¥ £$$¥€¥¥! ¥ $ ₴₴$!!!!!!!!!

THAT'S IT FOR NOW, HOME SIZZLES. THIS HAS BEEN HOME SWIZZLE, SIGNING OUT.

~~HOME SW!ZZLE~~



My Most Loving Father

Although this may come as a surprise to you, I recently learned about who my true father is. He has been mentioned once in this article already, as his achievements are recognized internationally.

So yeah basically Paul is my dad and he's the Leader of the Free World aka America and stuff and I get an unlimited supply of fries and guns God Bless the USA.

🙂 ily papa



Recommended Reading
I feel obligated to promote these articles as a member of the Swiss government 😃 There are a few others, too. Here are some articles recommended by yours truly:

CP - Getting Better and Better (chukcha, Pres. of Switzerland)
MoHS - w00f! (Thedillpickl, Minister of Home Security)
MoF - Swiss Minister of Finance Report 1 (Hale Kane, Minister of Finance)
MoFA - Introductions (Trogdorthetroll100, Minister of Foreign Affairs)
MoD - Without A Tie (dyplomata z krakowa, Minister of Defense)
DoE - Ambassadors, New Contacts, Competition! (ME! aka remi.remi, Director of Embassies)

SLP Elections:

My article: remi.remi
Hunter's article: Hunter4Life123

Of course I want you to vote for me, but really just vote for who you think will do the best job! 🙂

Non-government:

Olympics event 2! Play and bring glory to Switzerland!
Belgian MoE: Earn Gold with No Work

There are always more great articles to read in the Swiss and international medias, look around and find something you like 🙂

Also, of course, watch out for upcoming Ministry of Foreign Affairs Embassy Department articles! There'll be one soon and many more to come! 😃

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Thanks for reading, and of course glory to the holly cow:

HAIL RENOUILLE!

remi.remi
DoE of Switzerland