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Tomorrow is that time of the month again, the United Kingdom congressional elections and there are many places up for grabs!

If elected to Congress you are given several things you can do, but first of all you get a lovely medal on your profile and 5 gold. In Congress you have two proposals you can use which can be used on things like Tax changes or even a Presidential Impeachment! Not only this but you also get a handful of Citizenship Applications that you can accept though it’s strongly advised that you don’t go around accepting who you like but follow what the Citizenship Committee has to say.

So without further to do, let's see who some of our congress hopefuls are.



Dr Hugh Jardon

Running in Y&H, he has neither a doctorate nor an erection, but don't let that put you off! If his forum signature is anything to go by he likes the RAF, but also long walks along the beach at sunset.

Dose027

Running in West Midlands, he was one of the only clones to survive the initial tests (you may have seen his cameo in Portal) after the previous 26 failed on the article writing task. A strong candidate and an almost perfect humanoid.

Lord Lewis Cromwell

Running in North East of England, he acquired his lordship in a game of poker when the previous owner mistakenly threw up all over the table after a party trick went horribly wrong. He claims his land grant has nothing to do with his congress campaign but we're not so sure.

Klurr

Running in South West of England, Klurr was named after a character from Star Trek on account of his extra leg, he had Rolf Harris write a song about him under another pseudonym to protect his identity. I may be going to prison for releasing that information.

TheRover

Running in Dublin, he had the option to change regions but refused on the grounds that he didn't want to leave the pub he was in. I managed to get a quote from him to defend his actions and he said "i ams suspprist to evrewmk up wuth uyoouuu".

These are just a selection of some of our candidates for the month ahead, but don't forget we have candidates in every region! If you are available tomorrow to mobile vote then come on #eso on IRC and you'll be directed to where you need to go. Keep your eyes peeled on this paper for our upcoming ESO free food scheme!

Thanks for reading, and good luck to all the candidates.

Cheers,


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