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[CHARTICLE] I Founded A Party

Day 3,213, 06:31 • Published in USA USA

• by Chutley

I FOUNDED A PARTY

Fellow eRepublikans:

This is an official report acknowledging the establishment of Cavemen of America. Here's a fake Q&A to go with the announcement:

Why Did You Do This?

You may be wondering - why did I do this? Simply put, I had apparently amassed 40 gold and have nothing else to do with it. Now you might be thinking, "But Chutley - what about upgrading companies? Or purchasing weapons? Or giving it to less fortunate players?" Answers, in order: I don't care about the economy, military, or less fortunate players.

Not Good Enough. Why Else?

So people can stop bugging me about joining their own parties.

Any Other Reason?

Because it's totally dumb and pointless and the only kinds of things that entertain me on this site are dumb and pointless..

What Are Your Goals for the Party?

I have none - and that's a promise. I don't really care about this site, so why would I have any goals?

Fine. What about any kind of ethos or founding principle?

How about this one: I will be the anti RGR party because that guy sucks and I like playing the role of antagonist. And if I antagonize your antagonist we'll be even better friends, right?

Do You Expect Me to Join?

Of course not. That's not the point. It would be pretty funny if you did, but don't expect a damn thing to happen after you do.

What Are Your Views on the Military?

Let me be real with you for a moment. I have no goddamn idea what the military does. I just want you to know that.

What Will Your Political Contribution Be?

None whatsoever. Or I don't know, occasionally I'll pretend like it's a real party and endorse someone who isn't running? Something like that.

Great. What Else Should I Know?

Nothing. Announcement over.

Foundingly,

Chutley

Comments

Chutley Day 3,213, 06:36

Any questions?

Rican Day 3,213, 06:55

They say, when people interview themselves it is time for an intervention.

Chutley Day 3,213, 07:10

I refuse to get help.

Thedillpickl Day 3,213, 07:28

"Let me be real with you for a moment. I have no goddamn idea what the military does. I just want you to know that."

Exactly the reason you should of founded a MU! Now people will be bothering you for endorsement and such. Nobody bothers an old timer that sits in a MU by themselves with no party affiliation.

Here's a thought that might make you laugh. Remember a long time ago when you were going to be my VP? Move to Australia and apply for citizenship. Just put down you are my friend. That's all you have to do, I'll take care of the rest. I'm President this month, I'll appoint you as Prime Minister. You don't have to do jack, but you can put it in your profile!

Anyhoo, take care buddy. Hope RL is treating you well.

Thedillpickl Day 3,213, 07:30

That assumes we have a region. Hungary wants us wiped right now. 😃

Chutley Day 3,213, 07:30

Hah completely forgot about that. I do, however, recall writing a terrible article with pictures of pickles in an effort to endorse you.

Thedillpickl Day 3,213, 07:34

Yeah, that was funny.

Seriously, come back when you are bored and want to kill 5 minutes. I do way more than I want to but get away with murder any more. 😉

frejzer Day 3,213, 10:40

Join Cavmerica,yo!

Hadrian X Day 3,213, 13:08

Silly people must vote all Charticles. Or so I'm told.

Franklin Stone Day 3,213, 14:19

\o/

Jimmy Cincinnati Day 3,215, 05:06

Chutly is the life of the party.

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