[CHARTICLE] I CHALLENGE YOU, RONALD GIPPER REAGAN
Chutley
Fellow eRepublikans – let this article be an official declaration of war against Ronald Gipper Reagan.
RGR: It’s on. You’ve pissed off enough people, now it’s your chance to show everyone what you’re made of. No more of your one sentence “FAIL” comments – I challenge you to write full and meaningful sentences to another human being. And that’s me.
Me, you, and our inboxes. You ask me a question or hurl an insult, I respond with an answer, and then fire back. The we publish screenshots. All comments can and should be below the belt.
Don’t like inboxes? Then friend me and let’s do it over feeds for everyone to see.
Once you agree (because if you don’t, I will spam you mercilessly), we begin immediately. You can have the first punch. I don’t care. It probably won’t be coherent anyway.
Or hell, write an article about me. I'll crush you in the comments. Up to you. Regardless, I’m declaring war against you. And please note, this is war - not a battle - and I will not stop until one of us is bloody and crying. And by one of us, I mean you.
Bring it, RGR. Or are you a coward, hiding behind your countless multis and Serbian armies? We shall see.
Game on, dick.
Belligerently,
Chutley
Comments
And so it begins...
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/me pops some popcorn
/me highfives Gnilraps because great minds think alike
Voted
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*giggle*
do eeet!
Beating Ajay is so easy, a caveman can do it.
Can I get some of that popcorn?
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this'll be interesting...bring it on Ajay!
13 votes in the first 5 minutes, RGR. Looks like we've got an audience.
DHS endorses this patriotic act. 🍿
/me throws popcorn from balcony
Audience? Oh yeah....
Holy cow... let's get ready to rummmmmmble.
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I came so goddamn hard to this article!
14 Comments and no RGR...this does not bode well. 🙂
@Dinnyin - it takes fear a long time to subside.
That's what rap music does to you :/ lol
Holy Jeebus this is awesome
loooooool xD
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Awesome.
Today's secret word is SOUR
Also, Hey Chutley!
Best. Article. Ever.
Oh, and....
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:nachos:
This article transcends mere popcorn.
oh yeah
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where is he...
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awesome...
But I say to you, love your enemies, and pray for those who persecute you in order that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for He causes His sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. "For if you love those who love you, what reward have you? Do not even the tax-gatherers do the same?
^wuss
Ecclesiastes 3:8 "A time to love, and a time to hate; a time for war, and a time for peace. "
Now is the time for war Ajay.
RGR begins with a bible quote. That's a 0/10 on the creativity scale. None of his own words and a guaranteed Google search instead of some real thoughts.
P.S. you forgot to use the end quotation mark. If you're going to quote a holy book, you might as well do it with correct grammar.
Sounds like a cop-out RGR. IF you truly have the courage of your "convictions" you should be more than willing to accept this offer.
Beating RGR: It's so easy a caveman can do it!
RGR, you can read it seems but I think your comprehension may be lacking. You see, quoting that is only meaningful if you actually practice it, and you have demonstrated time and again that you do not.
I like where this is going. but it takes 2 to tango
OMG.. I leave for a few minutes and something this amazing happens?
/me gets to popcorn making for the masses
I'll be sure to cover this war in my newspaper.
RGR posts a weak reply? Like we didn't expect that xD
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shush everyone else
The real Ronald Reagan does not approve of Ronald Gipper Reagan.
KJV
Jdg 15:16
16 And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand
Chutman is fixin' to take this ass's jawbone and slay a thousand PTO'ers.
Hardy har har. I know bible verses too Ajay. They bible admonishes us to live peaceably with our neighbors, but when that is not possible righteous anger is allowed for.
I know bible verses too!
“Love is one of the most intense feelings felt by man; another is hate. Forcing yourself to feel indiscriminate love is very unnatural. If you try to love everyone you only lessen your feelings for those who deserve your love. Repressed hatred can lead to many physical and emotional aliments. By learning to release your hatred towards those who deserve it, you cleanse yourself of these malignant emotions and need not take your pent-up hatred out on your loved ones.”
If Ajay is a Christian he should read this and take it to heart:
Ephesians 4:17-24 (NKJV)
17 This I say, therefore, and testify in the Lord, that you should no longer walk as the rest of the Gentiles walk, in the futility of their mind,
18 having their understanding darkened, being alienated from the life of God, because of the ignorance that is in them, because of the blindness of their heart;
19 who, being past feeling, have given themselves over to lewdness,
to work all uncleanness with greediness.
20 But you have not so learned Christ,
21 if indeed you have heard Him and have been taught by Him, as the truth is in Jesus:
22 that you put off, concerning your former conduct, the old man which grows corrupt according to the deceitful lusts,
23 and be renewed in the spirit of your mind,
24 and that you put on the new man which was created according to God, in true righteousness and holiness.
25 Therefore, putting away lying, "Let each one of you speak truth with his neighbor," for we are members of one another.
26 "Be angry, and do not sin": do not let the sun go down on your wrath,
27 nor give place to the devil.
28 Let him who stole steal no longer, but rather let him labor, working with his hands what is good, that he may have something to give him who has need.
29 Let no corrupt word proceed out of your mouth, but what is good for necessary edification,