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[AMP] It's here, are you ready?!

Day 2,025, 14:08 Published in USA USA by John Killah

There is only one way I can start this article -

Beware Serbs, JK’s running for PP!

You hear that Serbs? You feel the quaking of the earth? CAN YOU SMELL WHAT JK IS COOKING?!

You’ve had your month of fun and momentary triumph. You’ve delighted in taking over my party, baiting us in the shoutbox with your serbian nonsense, well guess what … THE AMP IS NOT TAKING IT ANYMORE! You don’t represent us, you don’t represent the freedom, determination and loyalty of all AMP Members! You represent a cabal of a******s and we’re through with living under it.

So prepare your butts Serbians, because come 15th, you have one challenger for this party … and you’re looking at him. I AM GOING TO RUN FOR PARTY PRESIDENT! Yeah that’s right, you ****ed off the wrong Party Member when you pulled this stunt, you’ve reinvigorated an old dog and stuck the boot in to make him real mad.

I don’t need to explain my resume … anyone who knows of me knows I’ve run this party before, i’ve run this country for a month. So you can bet your stinking ***es that I will come for you and WILL wipe the floor with you. I WILL have the support of the true AMP members and not your fake Serbian Pretenders.

I will enjoy every moment dismantling what you’ve done to this party, I will enjoy as you lose face and retreat with your tail between your legs, I WILL ENJOY EXACTING REVENGE FOR THE PARTY!

I will bring forth the cannons, I will break down the walls that you’ve been building, I will bring this party out of the shadow you’ve cast, and you know what? We’ll be even bigger and better than before because that’s what we do, WHAT DOESN’T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER AND ANGRIER!

If you ain’t scared, you better be. JK doesn’t forgive, and he certainly doesn’t ****ing forget.

Revolution is coming, are you ready?

Keep it chillin eAmerica!

American Military Party Interim Party President



emdoublegee Day 2,025, 14:08

First for the AMPs!
You got my full support JK
You F***ed with the wrong party Serbs!

Free Area
Free Area Day 2,025, 14:24


NueveOcho Day 2,025, 14:46


Ivke Pivke
Ivke Pivke Day 2,025, 15:24

What is AMP?
Something tasty for the bread?

Paul Proteus
Paul Proteus Day 2,025, 14:12

I heard John Killah doesn't afraid of anything

I also heard he goes to 11

Ivke Pivke
Ivke Pivke Day 2,025, 15:29

I heard that the only real JK smash ass this John Killah.

George Armstrong Custer
George Armstrong Custer Day 2,025, 18:09

even Chuck Norris hesitates and reconsiders.

Valiant Thor
Valiant Thor Day 2,025, 19:54

me hearz Bruce he's double-brother!! theys stronk,, we finishing make our time!

Chuck R Norris
Chuck R Norris Day 2,026, 18:57

Chuck Norris swims the Atlantic as we speak, from Serbia. He got bored of killin Serbs over there so he's coming over here.

Arn.Magnusson Day 2,027, 04:16

The patriot1776:That is, by far, the dumbest Chuck Norris fact I've ever had a misfortune to read.Honestly I'd be ashamed to post a comment that stupid.Now go and hide somewhere for a day or two.

Bruce Killah
Bruce Killah Day 2,025, 14:14

Youve pissed off a Killah serbs. Prepare your assholes, its about to get ugly

Ivke Pivke
Ivke Pivke Day 2,025, 15:33

I'll send JK to the your house.

She will break down as a tornado.

Arn.Magnusson Day 2,026, 18:23

Bracala opakosi zaeban!!! Autentichni Bogotac!!! CBiM Cpbima se tresu chega!!!

Thorin II Oakenshield
Thorin II Oakenshield Day 2,025, 14:15

gl, JK.

But I think we should have primaries first. This way it will be like you've PTOing our party.
FA was elected fairly, you should too.

John Killah
John Killah Day 2,025, 14:17

Oh don't you worry, there's a Primary, you're just not included because you're a Serb, have fun having this party for the next 8-9 days, they're your last.

Free Area
Free Area Day 2,025, 14:21

why are you included BRIT?

Thorin II Oakenshield
Thorin II Oakenshield Day 2,025, 14:22

This is not ok. Our party stands against the racism.

Friendly reminder , it's not called AMP anymore. It's Cipelici.


John Killah
John Killah Day 2,025, 14:29

Because unlike you SERB, I don't play for my RL country and their goals. Oh and friendly reminder, it'll ALWAYS be AMP.

Norbengo Day 2,025, 14:54

I figured this kid is British, he speaks a lot about other man anuses 😃

Valiant Thor
Valiant Thor Day 2,025, 20:07

Unlike some other kind, not speaking about 'em, but enjoying being tongue-tooled by the lads- STRONK!

emdoublegee Day 2,025, 14:50

wait a you're democratic now? Then how the hell did you all get in congress when we had a democratic vote and none of those who were voted were run? I'm confused...

Norbengo Day 2,025, 14:57

Voting on external forum by only a dozen of people a where half of the party is forbidden to vote, based on their RL origin, is not democratic...

emdoublegee Day 2,025, 15:02

hmmm....still seems more democratic to me than the PP just choosing a bunch of buddies based on RL origin and putting them in for congress

Free Area
Free Area Day 2,025, 15:07

You voted for me, democratic.

emdoublegee Day 2,025, 15:14

Well, I didn't, but you are right the party did. Just the same, the party impeached you as well, democratically. You hold in game power, but no party power other than that

Syz2 Day 2,025, 14:17

Hail AMP!
Hail eUSA!

sonix Day 2,025, 14:18

JK you got my full support.

The Serbs will suck it !!

Feel the AMPs

Free Area
Free Area Day 2,025, 14:20

ok, that means i should bring 200 more

Valiant Thor
Valiant Thor Day 2,025, 20:47

200 Serbs shall swim over the Atlantic - Murica, fear our Naval forces!

Hanibal LA
Hanibal LA Day 2,025, 14:25

funny guy this JK

Drunk Bloke
Drunk Bloke Day 2,030, 01:01

No wonder his initials stand for "just kidding" xD

John Killah
John Killah Day 2,025, 14:38

I did, I thoroughly enjoyed it and enjoyed voting it even more 🙂

Dauntless2000 Day 2,025, 14:43

Thank you, I glad and I mean. Good Luck and take you party back

crashthompson. Day 2,025, 14:39

Hail AMP!
Hail eUSA!

Kick the Serbs out!!!

C E M I C A L Day 2,025, 14:43

JK you got my full support.

The Serbs will suck it !!

Feel the AMPs

bokee Day 2,025, 14:48

JK - Jelena Karleusa?!?!? o.O

Ivke Pivke
Ivke Pivke Day 2,025, 15:22


Scientist AL
Scientist AL Day 2,025, 14:49

Hail AMP!
Hail eUSA!

Kick the Serbs out!!!

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,025, 14:50

Wow, what an intellectual article....

So let me get this straight.

55% of the voters are going to control the top 5 parties, and 35% are not going to be able to win any?

Math fail.

John Killah
John Killah Day 2,025, 14:51

You're one to speak, since you believe you can beat the odds and be elected PotUS xD

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,025, 14:51

You are more delusional than me. You can't have AFA and AMP, it is statistically implausible.

John Killah
John Killah Day 2,025, 14:55

Actually the odds of us doing that are better than you succeeding at anything.

iPanchO Day 2,025, 15:04

It is mathematically possible.

ElvenCRO Day 2,025, 16:28

"You can't have AFA and AMP, it is statistically implausible."
...just watch me Ajay

Valiant Thor
Valiant Thor Day 2,025, 16:50

ElvenCRO vs. Opanchichi - Round2! (me makes popcorn! ha ha ha )

blondeninja Day 2,025, 17:05

You really want me to do math RGR? I guarantee you it will not be something your prepubescent and undeveloped mind will be able to fathom especially considering common sense strain the meager amount of intelligence you have. Something that doesn't even rival that of puss filled wart on a dying rotting carcas. But of course by all means revolve in your dillusuonal world where in you feel smart.

Bruce Killah
Bruce Killah Day 2,026, 18:59

geez BN, you need to rage more often

Derphoof Day 2,025, 14:51

Servians, prepare your anus.

JK's gunna go super saiyan on you.

Ivke Pivke
Ivke Pivke Day 2,025, 15:21

Nemo da ti dodje prava JK.
Uma da se useres od slatko.

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