【醬油膏福利報】「外電」日本總統的咆嘯

Day 1,646, 23:36 • Published in Republic of China (Taiwan) North Korea • by Eunice.S
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All eJapanese, stop fighting in the eJapanese or eROK RWs.
所有的日本人聽令，禁止在eJP或eSK的起義場輸出。

Frankly, I had enough of the complete BS that has happened in the past 48 hours. Aside from the fact eROC had taken it for granted that eJapan would listen to its every demands, I'm incensed at how some MU captains have been negligent in keeping the daily orders on the RWs, and also at how people have been fighting millions of influences. This is an order: do NOT fight in RWs anymore. I will not expect you to fight for eROC nor will I be hiring mercenaries to fight (despite pressure for those particular measures), but if you truly care about eJapan, for Heaven's sake stop fighting in RWs. I understand the frustration, but aggrevating the situation is not helping things.
坦白說，我真是受夠過去48小時所發生的所有鳥事了。除了eROC將「eJP必需服從她的每一個要求」這事視為理所當然以外，那些疏忽將軍令設在起義場的軍團領導人們，及人們居然在這些起義場輸出了幾百萬的影響而感到憤怒。不准再在這些起義場中繼續戰鬥了！這是命令！我不期待你們為了eROC而戰，我也不會去聘請傭兵(儘管有各種壓力)，但如果你們真的關心eJP，看在老天的面子上別再繼續在這些起義場輸出了。我可以體會那些挫折感，但加重這些狀況對事情並沒有幫助。

Ranting aside, SORA Chung and I have done discussions trying to get a resolution which might satisfy both sides. Unfortunately, given the changed circumstances due to the RWs, it seems I might have to directly be involved in talks involving the eROC Government and Congress to get this cleared up for once. For too long interest groups have been stalling any talks for solving this problem, and I want to use this situation to get this over with.
另一方面，SORA Chung與我已經對於在雙贏的局面下解決事情有了結論。不幸的是，由於這些起義戰所改變的現況，我似乎得要直接與eROC政府及議會直接會談來澄清這一切。既得利益者已經將可以解決這問題的會談拖延得太久了，我想要將這種局面一次解決。

But before that time, I wish to convey the thoughts of most eJapanese to eROC: Most people do not think of the relationship before the successes of the RWs as friendship. Rather, they think of it as a master-slave relationship, where an arrogant eROC takes things for granted. I get it that you want the resources, and I get it that you want to keep eROK occupied. However, invading with less than a 24 hour notice to block congress elections, going on with the paranoid fantasy of eKorean influence in eJapan (if there were such a thing, how would the most hated person in eROK, Sumeragi Akeiko, become President?), and general closing of eyes and ears by the eROC to discussions have built up into frustration and rage on part of the eJapanese.
但在此之前，我想向eROC傳達大部份eJP人的想法：大多數的人並不覺得在起義戰成功之前你我雙方的關係是友誼；相反的，他們覺得這是一種主僕關係，傲慢的eROC將所有事情都視為理所當然。我知道你們想要資源，我也知道你們想要持續的鎮壓eSK，但是在「在沒有至少給24小時的提早通知下就進行侵略以阻止議選」、「eJP是被eSK PTO的國家(如果真有此事的話，怎麼一個在eSK被痛恨的Sumeragi Akeiki可以當上總統?)」的狂想，及eROC對於所有討論的充耳不聞，在在皆讓部份的eJP人挫折且憤怒。

In my discussions with SORA, I quoted the following:
在我與SORA的討論中，我引用了下面這句話：

老子 道德經: 大國者下流 天下之交 天下之牝 牝常以靜勝牡 以靜爲下, 故大國以下小國 則取小國 小國以下大國 則取大國

If eROC truly wants friendly relations with eJapan, remember this timeless quote. Only when both sides are "equal" can there be a true relationship.
如果eROC真的想要與eJP維持友誼關係，請僅記這段話。當雙方地位是平等的時候，才可能有真實的關係存在。

This has been the rant of Sumeragi Akeiko. May true peace in East Asia be established.
這是來自Sumeragi Akeiko的怒吼。希望真正的和平可以降臨東亞。


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EDIT

Love of Hua Day 1,646, 23:41
要不要順便翻一下道德經啊！XDD
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編:好吧
老子 道德經: 大國者下流 天下之交 天下之牝 牝常以靜勝牡 以靜爲下, 故大國以下小國 則取小國 小國以下大國 則取大國
老子(不是爸爸)的道德經裡有說，泱泱大國必先下流，下流之後才能跟天下交朋友，也才能當天下的灣娘。灣娘常以「靜」勝過灣良，畢竟「靜為躁君」，有容乃大。所以大國如果能先下流小國，小國就會願意依附，小國如果也願意下流大國，大國就願意照顧。
大國者下流，天下之交，天下之牝。
「執大象，天下往」的大國要像位處低下的大海一般才能匯聚百川，它是天下的會歸、天下的母親。
牝常以靜勝牡，以靜爲下。
雌性常藉由靜而勝過雄性，因為「靜為躁君」而又處下才能有容乃大。
故大國以下小國，則取小國；小國以下大國，則取大國。
所以，大國能放下身段去照顧小國，小國就願意依附。小國能識時務去服侍大國，大國就會保護他。