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What woman mean

4 • Tag 1,980, 08:47 • Veröffentlicht in New Zealand

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The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It's your decision
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Teenagers

2 • Tag 1,977, 06:34 • Veröffentlicht in New Zealand

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A Teenager is...

A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never

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Chainsaw

3 • Tag 1,975, 09:16 • Veröffentlicht in New Zealand

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This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws.

The dealer tells

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The Date

3 • Tag 1,973, 08:13 • Veröffentlicht in New Zealand

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A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.

The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."

The boy picks

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The Boss

0 • Tag 1,970, 20:51 • Veröffentlicht in New Zealand

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The boss was concerned that his employees weren’t giving him enough respect, so he tried and old fashioned method of persuasion: He brought in a sign that said “I’m the Boss” and taped it to his door.

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