Ghosts - newspaper of DiabloGunner

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Idiots

2 • Tag 1,991, 08:31 • Veröffentlicht in New Zealand

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An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.

James Burns, 34, of Alamo,Mich., was killed in March as he was

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A kids view

2 • Tag 1,989, 08:43 • Veröffentlicht in New Zealand

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"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old

"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at

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Woman seeking Men classifieds

0 • Tag 1,987, 08:00 • Veröffentlicht in New Zealand

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40-ish means: 48

Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever will

Affectionate means: Possessive

Artist means: Unreliable

Average looking means: You figure this one out

Beautiful means: Pathological liar

Commitment-

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Confession

5 • Tag 1,984, 10:04 • Veröffentlicht in New Zealand

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Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, "Mike, you wait here, I'm going to run in for confession, it's been a long time."

Pat enters the confessional and says, "Father forgive me, I have sinned with a … mehr »

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Haircuts

3 • Tag 1,982, 07:50 • Veröffentlicht in New Zealand

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The story of someone getting a haircut.

Women's version:

Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman2: Oh

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