[NID] The Great Pig War
Plugson
“In BaconFat We Trust”
We all know our favourite “This Little Piggy” nursery rhyme, well now it’s time for a retaleing of it eRep style…but first a song to set the stage for what may be one of the greater National Days of Insult, the 17th Day of the 7th month, on the first of a glorious New Century, Day 17o1, after an NE Proposal against eCanada was made by USA's Happy Face CP, Evry, on day 17oo:
“No more war pigs have the power,
Hand of God has struck the hour.
Day of judgement, God is calling
On their knees the war pig's crawling.”
“War Pigs”
This little piggy went to war.
"...such a perfect day, feed animals in a zoo..."
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy has MPPs.
But this little piggy has none.
And this little piggy went,
“Hee hee hee” all the way to the piggybank…
"A Brolliance in flames...there had to be a sacrifice."
Presented in memory of Gherk, our NID founder ~ rip…huh? not dead yet....but here she goes anyhow:
Now let’s get this bacon shakin’
Comments
Pig-Disgusting
I smell bacon, I smell pork
Run little piggy: I have a fork!
Kashikoi, it's a NID so is meant to leave a rather bad taste in your mouth.
Props on keeping up with the NID tradition!
I'm glad there's more than one pickle in eRepublik otherwise losing gherk would be too much to take
I still can't stop thinking about that bacon grease video with minne mouse Plugson, all that grease.....
I can't fucking wait for some Canadian bacon
lol
I was totally expecting a troll article. What a pleasant surprise as I forgot about NID
It was level playing-field troll article, at best.
Bacon is delicious
Oh no, you activated my trap card "Pot of Greed" I draw two more cards.
^ Yu gi oh : D
grunyir
NID!