[NID] The Great Pig War

Day 1,701, 21:28 • Published in Canada Canada • by Plugson

“In BaconFat We Trust”

We all know our favourite “This Little Piggy” nursery rhyme, well now it’s time for a retaleing of it eRep style…but first a song to set the stage for what may be one of the greater National Days of Insult, the 17th Day of the 7th month, on the first of a glorious New Century, Day 17o1, after an NE Proposal against eCanada was made by USA's Happy Face CP, Evry, on day 17oo:

“No more war pigs have the power,
Hand of God has struck the hour.
Day of judgement, God is calling
On their knees the war pig's crawling.”
“War Pigs”


This little piggy went to war.

"...such a perfect day, feed animals in a zoo..."


This little piggy stayed home.




This little piggy has MPPs.





But this little piggy has none.




And this little piggy went,
“Hee hee hee” all the way to the piggybank…

"A Brolliance in flames...there had to be a sacrifice."


Presented in memory of Gherk, our NID founder ~ rip…huh? not dead yet....but here she goes anyhow:


Now let’s get this bacon shakin’