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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1627)

5 Dan 1,627, 16:10 Objavljen vIreland Ireland Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

My Mum taught me whatever happens to keep both feet planted firmly on the floor.

Twenty years on I'm dying to change my underwear.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1626)

4 Dan 1,626, 14:39 Objavljen vIreland Ireland Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

Showing a new girl round the office, I spotted an Indian colleague.

"Alright, rag head!" I called out.

Completely shocked, the girl said, "You can't say that!"

"It's fine," I replied. "It's his nickname."

"Oh, okay," she smiled.

"Yeah,

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1625)

7 Dan 1,625, 12:42 Objavljen vIreland Ireland Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

Hear about the man who drowned in a flash flood of lemonade?

He was Schwepped away

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1624)

2 Dan 1,624, 14:09 Objavljen vIreland Ireland Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

Is Kenny Dalglish doing that Football Manager thing where you click through the meaningless games just to get to your Cup Final?

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1623)

3 Dan 1,623, 10:31 Objavljen vIreland Ireland Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

19 Irishmen walk into a cinema:

The sales lady asks, "How come there's so many of you?'

One replied, "Well, the film did say only 18 or over!"

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