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Irish Joke of the day - One Liners

11 • Dan 911, 16:42 • Objavljen vIreland Ireland •

In this edition, a number of good one-liners:

1: Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.

2: The late Bishop Sheen stated that the reason the

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It's that time of the year again!

9 • Dan 907, 16:43 • Objavljen vIreland Ireland •

Although I'm not that big into GAA myself, as a spectator I always look forward to this time of year when the hurling and football championships start up. Football has already had a meaningless Galway-New York clash and in hurling the Ulster

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Irish Joke of the day #2

6 • Dan 906, 15:40 • Objavljen vIreland Ireland •

There were three wannabe astronauts, a Russian, an American and an Irishman, sitting in a bar.

The Russian says "Us Russians are the best because we were the first in orbit."

The American says "Us Americans are the best because

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Irish Joke of the day - Lucky Pig

8 • Dan 905, 17:04 • Objavljen vIreland Ireland •

One day an American tourist walked into an Irish pub somewhere in County Roscommon. Strangely enough, under the American’s arm was a healthy, Irish pig.

“If you don’t mind me askin,” says the bartender, “Where’d you get that animal from?”

“I

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Don't Quit

12 • Dan 873, 16:23 • Objavljen vIreland Ireland •

Author Unknown:
When things go wrong as they sometimes will;
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill;
When the funds are low, and the debts are high;
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh;
When care is … preberi več »