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Joke of the Day

3 • Dan 2,843, 22:02 • Objavljen vUSA USA • Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the
same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every

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Joke of the Day

7 • Dan 2,842, 22:44 • Objavljen vUSA USA • Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

At a motivational seminar 3 men are asked to come up to the stage.

They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first guy says, "I would like

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Joke of the Day

14 • Dan 2,841, 22:14 • Objavljen vUSA USA • Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

Three old maids die and arrive in heaven at the same time.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven:
don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is

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Joke of the Day

11 • Dan 2,841, 10:02 • Objavljen vUSA USA • Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

There was a man named Cletus that lived in a small town with only one traffic light. Cletus had saved up his money and bought a mo-ped. One day Cletus was at the light waiting for it to turn green when a shiny new Corvette convertible pulled up next

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Joke of the Day

12 • Dan 2,840, 21:08 • Objavljen vUSA USA • Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava


A man sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. He goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt … preberi več »