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Idiots

2 • Dan 1,991, 08:31 • Objavljen vNew Zealand New Zealand • Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.

James Burns, 34, of Alamo,Mich., was killed in March as he was

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A kids view

2 • Dan 1,989, 08:43 • Objavljen vNew Zealand New Zealand • Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old

"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at

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Woman seeking Men classifieds

0 • Dan 1,987, 08:00 • Objavljen vNew Zealand New Zealand • Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

40-ish means: 48

Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever will

Affectionate means: Possessive

Artist means: Unreliable

Average looking means: You figure this one out

Beautiful means: Pathological liar

Commitment-

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Confession

5 • Dan 1,984, 10:04 • Objavljen vNew Zealand New Zealand • Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava


Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, "Mike, you wait here, I'm going to run in for confession, it's been a long time."

Pat enters the confessional and says, "Father forgive me, I have sinned with a … preberi več »

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Haircuts

3 • Dan 1,982, 07:50 • Objavljen vNew Zealand New Zealand • Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

The story of someone getting a haircut.

Women's version:

Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman2: Oh

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