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A couple or three jokes to brighten you're day

11 Dan 1,850, 09:40 Objavljen vUnited Kingdom United Kingdom Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year,
English scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by

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QUESTIONS YOU JUST CAN'T ANSWER

11 Dan 1,845, 11:49 Objavljen vUnited Kingdom United Kingdom Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

Forfeit points: 4
Whomever keeps reporting my articles.....you are a coward

QUESTIONS YOU JUST CAN'T ANSWER


Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when

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You could have heard a pin drop!

21 Dan 1,832, 14:30 Objavljen vUnited Kingdom United Kingdom Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

I thought long and hard before publishing this article as i have 2 forfeit points from previous lighthearted publications.A sense of humour seems to be absent of late.So i thought f*uck it,here we go.


Whilst we Anglo Saxon's are not perfect...

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A good Irish joke

5 Dan 1,736, 05:20 Objavljen vUnited Kingdom United Kingdom Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava


Two Irish builders
(Patrick and Seamus) are seated either side of a table

in a pub
when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a
stool

at the bar.


The two builders start to speculate about the
occupation of the suit.
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Fool of a northerner

14 Dan 1,729, 14:28 Objavljen vUnited Kingdom United Kingdom Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava



IOne day a bobbinbob decided to retire...

He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank.

He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, … preberi več »