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Minister of Entertainment - Potato garden

4 Ziua 2,878, 03:44 Publicat în Denmark Denmark Socializare și divertisment Socializare și divertisment

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem: "

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Minister of Entertainment - Sweden

1 Ziua 2,864, 00:51 Publicat în Denmark Denmark Socializare și divertisment Socializare și divertisment

A couple of jokes for our friendly neighbors in Sweden.

What's the difference between Swedes and mosquitoes?
Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.

Why do swedes always go outside when there's lightning?
Because they think someone is

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Minister of Entertainment - In the navy

1 Ziua 2,833, 23:50 Publicat în Denmark Denmark Socializare și divertisment Socializare și divertisment

Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal:

"Change your course ten degrees east."

The light signals back:
"Change yours, ten degres west."

Angry, the

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Minister of Entertainment - Bros before...

1 Ziua 2,823, 18:57 Publicat în Denmark Denmark Socializare și divertisment Socializare și divertisment

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Rob's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

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Minister of Entertainment - Sunday School

0 Ziua 2,820, 09:04 Publicat în Denmark Denmark Socializare și divertisment Socializare și divertisment

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,

"Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy

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