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Lawyer Joke

3 Ziua 2,201, 03:35 Publicat în Denmark Denmark Socializare și divertisment Socializare și divertisment

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband,

"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can

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The bride tells her husband

0 Ziua 2,200, 07:29 Publicat în Denmark Denmark Socializare și divertisment Socializare și divertisment

The bride tells her husband,

"Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you
explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private

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Poor guy - Warning dirty joke

3 Ziua 2,199, 15:26 Publicat în Denmark Denmark Socializare și divertisment Socializare și divertisment

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of

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Greetings from Poor news

3 Ziua 2,199, 15:21 Publicat în Denmark Denmark Socializare și divertisment Socializare și divertisment

Hello every one

I have just created my newspaper and I am hoping that you will all help me get the Media Mogul. I am an active player but I am not that god at following the events in eRepublik so my newspaper will not have any important

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