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Minister of Entertainment - Coffee break´s over

2 • Ziua 2,297, 06:34 • Publicat în Denmark Denmark

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A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in shit up to their necks. The guy says "no, let me see the next room." In the

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Minister of Entertainment - French toast

1 • Ziua 2,297, 05:33 • Publicat în Denmark Denmark

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Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some fuckin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs.

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Minister of Entertainment

6 • Ziua 2,297, 04:01 • Publicat în Denmark Denmark

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A good day to all of you.
I have the honors of being the Minister of Entertainment. It is my job to try to make your day a little bit more fun. This does not mean that on one else is allowed to do the same and if you have an idea, then you are more

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A Christmas Tale

3 • Ziua 2,223, 06:52 • Publicat în Denmark Denmark

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A Christmas Tale

Santa was cross, he'd had a bad day.
His elves were on strike for more overtime pay.
Thay'd all been on strike since the end of the 'fall'
They wanted a 'National Elf Service' for all.

And Donner and Dancer and Cupid and

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Counting Condoms

2 • Ziua 2,213, 07:55 • Publicat în Denmark Denmark

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A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.

Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?"

Da😛 "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights."

Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?"

Da😛 "For

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