WHPR [Day 1,235] I swear this was published on the right day

Day 1,236, 00:54 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room

This is article is a bit late, and I apologize to all of the incredibly loyal subscribers who went to bed before this came out. All I can say is, I'm writing this article wearing a tuxedo. You cannot get more legit than that.



Index
1. Once more into the breach dear friends, once more!
2. Emerick saves America, again.
3. OH GOD CANADA NO
4. Oh wow the government didn't shut down after all



After a series of defeats in Galacia and Maryland, we've once again regained initiative in the war against Spain after a hard fought victory in Alentejo. In addition to this, Brozil is currently winning in the battle of Center West of Brazil with a strong showing in the current, and possibly decisive, mini-battle. If Brozil wins this battle, they can reclaim initiative in the war against Spain, and Terra will begin it's counter attack after the past week's unfortunate circumstances. Keep morale high comrades, once more into the breach, once more.






Under the authority granted to him by the newly passed constitutional amendment (see here), President Emerick has authorized the creation of the United States Armed Forces, the official military of the United States.

The first branch to become operational will be the United States Army, a national military organization funded by Congress and managed by a command staff reporting to the Secretary of Defense and the President. The United States Army will be led by former Commandant of the Marine Corps Deificus, and his executive officer and former president Alexander Hamilton.

The Army will have the capacity both to fund the strongest soldiers in the United States and train the newest. As the new United States Armed Forces matures, we will consider the creation of additional branches, including a training branch and a branch specifically dedicated to our strongest and most experienced soldiers.

Members of any military or militia organization are welcome to apply, and those with experience will be considered for open positions. Any organization or group of people that wishes to join as a group should contact a member of the Defense Department staff directly.




Today, Canada proposed the United States as their natural enemy. Do not fret young ones, us and Canada are still bros for lyfe. These moves are motivated purely by the idea of possible region swaps between Canada and the US, in order to help our economic standing in the country. It's for the greater good, I assure you.



Make sure you take notice of the fact that the Department of Education is now hiring people to help run things. Some of the possible stuff you might be doing if you sign up:
- Updating articles and the web
- Translating articles to gdocs and the national forum
- Answering comment questions should they arise
- Writing articles of their own
- Someday possibly attempting to become Secretary of Eduction but failing miserably because BLANK KEATING IS THE ETERNAL SECRETARY OF EDUCATION. FOREVER. AD INFINITUM.

So yea, it's a great department and a place you should definitely spend a bit of your time in to help out the newbies. Think of the children.

Oh yea, apparently Congress published an article about their stuff too. Read it and realize how MASSIVELY SUPERIOR the WHPR is to their paper. Then heckle. Heckle until you cannot heckle any longer! Then vote it, cause why not.



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- Department of Defense Orders, from the Department of Citizen Orders


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