A Challenger Appears
Derphoof
As we all know, lately, Pfeiffer has been trying to court Fingerguns and persuade her to eMarry him. Despite the fact that he is a member of the harem of Dio Brando and married to other women in another game, he does not see that as a problem. He claims that Fingerguns is the one true person for him.
However, is Pfeiffer the one true love of Fingerguns?
We all know that Fingerguns has a lover: The Feds. She has devoted her entire eLife to caring for them, in sickness and in health. However, new information has just been passed along to this journalist. It would seem that Fingerguns is spurning the affections of master puppeteer elitist, Pfeiffer, in pursuit of another man...
Eat your heart out, Pfeiffer
That’s right folks. Thanks to an anonymous source, we at the Daily Derp can verify that Fingerguns has indeed been spotted on a date with none other than former PotUS, Josh Frost. As you can see, they are certainly having a good time, enjoying a romantically fancy dinner. You can see here, Fingerguns getting lost in Josh Frost’s eyes while he laughs uncontrollably. This certainly looks like more than just two pals having a friendly night on the town. What happened after this dinner and later into the night cannot be confirmed. Our source simply states that they were seen leaving together and driving towards a residential area of town.
When we approached Fingerguns and inquired about the photo, she had no comment.
We at the Daily Derp have been following Pfeiffer’s courtship of Fingerguns since he first broke the news a few days ago. With this shocking development, it has become obvious that he is not the only one after her affection and she is possibly not even interested in him at all. Our photographers and investigative journalists have been unable to find any photos of a meeting between Pfeiffer and Fingerguns. Was Pfeiffer even aware that he had challengers to beat out?
We will continue to follow the story and provide updates as more information comes into our offices regarding this developing story.
Comments
Been reading this before it was cool \o
Ermagawd!
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Josh Frost + fingerguns = Win
Jude Connors + Pfeiffer = More butthurt for Pfeiffer
Tell Pfeiffer a homosexual eMarriage to me is better suited for him - He can't handle the awesomeness of fingerguns - http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/walk-with-me-fg-2242710/1/20#comments
You're a riot, man.
I do what I can to make it all fun and enjoyable.
Making Pfeiffer fun and enjoyable will be a giant task, though.
The Proposal - http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/dio-s-greatest-love-of-all-aka-the-proposal--2243071/1/20
The Feds will defend this marriage.
\.0./
laughable
A gentleman never speaks of such things.
I was the photographer and the anonymous source
Anonymous source ... YOU HAD ONE JOB
lol, I did not get paid so I have retaliated in the only way I know how
HAHAHAHAHAH!
Assuming Fingerguns is
A. Not Pfeiffer's multi
B. A female
C. Anyone worth giving a crap about.
FREE ZOOEY!
Frosty 4 FG's eHUBBY!
This is a marriage that His Holyness Pope Jude the First approves.
Can I be Jude the second?
If anyone would be, it'd be you, Hood
such a kiss arse...
Fuck off Wayne lol
see hood he does love ya!
You too as well... ♥
Fingerguns deserves to be with her one true love....Alexander Hamilton.
The former treasurer? Isnt he dead? :3
Former President and no. Alex will never die.
No comment.
519v
The Feds shall protect fg
I can picture FG with a minivan full of little pfeiffers, taking them to cub scouts.
That is something only demons and the demented imagine. Which one are you?
Both.
FG is already eMarried, to the Fed Party.
eRep. celeb gossips. What comes next?
Vote
Clearly a scam. How can fingerguns be lost in Frost's eyes if he is laughing so uncontrollably that his eyes are shut? At least I'll admit she looks rather happy looking at his giant tongue!
Votado!
I like Turtles
We'll hes better lookin' for sure
intrigue, scandal, investigation. How do you like it)
+1
ahahaha
Interesting