[vCP] Jamaica Grand Tour - round 5

Day 3,173, 05:28 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Deputy Prime Minister


Appropriate tune action >>> The Upsetters - Return of Django


Bloody hell. Sh*t is going daaaaaahn on the Grand and Noble Jamaican Tour . Fo’ real fam.

How Round 4 went…
Three people have completed the first part of the tour by finding all five special items. But two more people have died, having wilfully thrown themselves off Negril Lighthouse (you know … location 5 - the one everyone has had plenty of warning about).


this man is both amazed and shocked by the latest developments


Anyway, moving on.

Of the 12 people taking part, here’s how many items they’ve now foun😛

1 item - 2 people
2 items - 0 people
3 items - 2 people
4 items - 2 people
All 5 items - 3 people
Their grave - 3 corpses

Plus Hail Astrid, who’s wisely taken it upon himself to guard the bus (and, no doubt, it’s supplies of rum and ‘local produce’).

Unfortunately, four people hit traps in the last round and now have to miss a turn. However, the good news is that AMD is back in the game - will he miss the traps this time round? Going on past performance, probably not. Also, while kicking around on the bus, Hail Astrid didn’t find a strange, cryptic note on the floor by the driver’s seat…


not very cryptic at all, really


Round 5…
It’s time for the next turn, although four of you will be missing it and rejoining us in turn 6. If you haven’t yet found all five items, keep searching. Who knows, maybe the note Hail Astrid found will prove useful?



For those of you who have successfully handed in the five special items, you’re now hot on Woldy’s trail. However, before you go and drag him from the clutches of the dual Miss Worlds, you decide to gather together a welcoming party of government ministers and other assorted dignitaries. So will come, some probably won’t.

These people, including Woldy, are spread around the island in ten various locations. Select two locations and put your choice in the comments - further instruction will follow.


Where’s Woldy?


To help you work out what to do in this round, here’s where you’ve already visited…

Absinthe1844 - RIP
North Scale (4) - 1, 2, 3, 4, 7, 10, 16, 17, 18
AMD (1) - 1, 3, 7, 9, 11, 13
CC - all five items found
Apples (1) - 1, 5!, 7, 10, 10, 14
Sir Charles Moncrieff - RIP
Rohirrin - all five items found
SirMorton (4) - 2, 4, 5!, 7, 12, 12, 15, 15, 17
Pannonian nomad (3) - 2, 4, 6, 10, 11, 13, 15, 17, 21
Euphorbus (3) - 2, 3, 4, 7, 9, 10, 14, 19, 20
Sir Jimmy Savile - RIP
MS10EL - all five items found
Hail Astrid - bus guarding.

So. Where next?



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