[POTUS]Operation H.A.M.
GoneAndGone
Hello my fellow Americans,
For two articles now, I have teased the a plan that will start the true comeback of America, and lead us on the path towards removing these invaders from our shores. This plan has been dubbed Operation H.A.M. And, without further ado, here it is:
Part one of Operation H.A.M. is very simply; we go all in balls to the wall yo, on freeing Texas from Serbia. If you’re not fighting you’re doing it wrong is the plan for this battle. All American MUs have their prios set there, it’s CoT priority one, we have foreign allies going in as needed, all and all, Serbia won’t stand a chance because they’re terribad... and also because our European allies are tying them up over across the pond. If needed, Germany stands ready to open their supply room #ger.supply for our use to distribute supplies. If this occurs, you’ll know, just check your shout feed. We can be quite loud when it comes to fighting off Serbian multis.
Hitting it right now... aka what you should being doing in Texas.
Step Two
Before I explain Step Two, let us look at the map at the moment:
Normally to the south is Mexibro, that cool nation with the tacos, titties and tequila. Right now, however, we have RoC (Taiwan) and Thailand to our south. Despite its name, Taiwan does not infact rock and Thailand is equally disgusting. As I spoke of in the Prequel to this Operation, the goal here is not total glorious victory, that is to be left for a future plan and a future date, but rather, to make getting to victory easier, to set foundation upon which said victory can stroll without scuffing its new shoes.
With that goal in mind, Step Two of the plan is to attack Thailand and Taiwan via direct battles from the eUS, and via resistance wars in Mexico. With these two nations gone, it’ll secure the southern border, ensuring TWO cannot pull any shenanigans when we start mopping them up.
The exact plan upon which we shall be attacking these two countries looks like this:
Step two of this certainly isn’t perfect, as if something goes wrong, Serbia and Hungary can sweep down south and take over Mexico. As terrible as this would be for Mexico, they are willing to take this risk for us because they are Mexibro. They understand that we will free them if this happens, because as much as they got our back, we got their back too. They also understand that it is possible they won’t be taken over by Hungary and Serbia if things go as planned, which is highly likely. That said, given their commitment to us, to our brotherhood, I’d like to formally upgrade Mexibro to shoe status. Canada was our snapback for years, and is working towards reclaiming its place upon our head, and, it’s time we accompany our snapback with equally swagtastic J’s on our feet.
Those Jordans do look good in that color...
Step Three
After kicking Taiwan and Thailand out of North America, the question is where do we go? We still have Poland, Serbia, and Hungary in our country which while three is better than five, it’s not optimal at all. So, what do we do? Well, that’s for Mr. Proteus to decide. Given the timing of this, the tail end of it will likely spill into his term, so, what he does with it is his call. But, having spoken with him, I’m sure he’ll take this and turn it into a winning plan. He’s got this yo.
With that, once again, Swag out America.
-Tenshibo
eUS CP
Comments
Hard As an American-Military,
Let these serbs know who I am
I'm about to go HAM
Hard As an American-Military,
Let these serbs know who I am
Drunk Presidenting is best Presidenting, eh?
Weed and brews, weed and brews, life for me just just weed and brews.
no sir, his only 15 and that would be illegal
yea weed and brews but def not running a country
lol, little kid thinks he's cool, probably smelled weed once in our life and threw up / passed out after drink one beer., also just resign now and get you waste of eUSA's time over with.
CP's can't resign. Learn game mechanics n00b 😛
its been done before, you just hand the reigns over to someone else, noob. I think I hear your mommy calling you to clean your room.
Are you always this much of a raging cunt? Or just when you're on your period?
Prc \: D/
Is this trolling or a real... "plan"
OMG...and this guy is the best the 'Pfeifferist' had...?
Wonder what he paid for the turn to run...?
No offense but announcing the plan publicly was really stupid.
Yup , guess he learned nothing from FG, how's that plan going anyway? Last I saw Serbia needed just one more point. Well done.
What plan? Mullan's revenge?
Dude if you did sign a treaty like http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-mofa-treaty-of-texas-serbia-2285547/1/20 states you did. You would be un-American seeing how America has never given up in the sight of defeat. If anything we fight harder and harder until things turn out okay.
Time to wipe out Thailand and Taiwan!
And while at it let's airstrike New Zealand and be victorious!
Get ready to AS eIndia, it looks like the only destination you will have
Much easier to air-strike Belarus, we wouldn't even need to try hard, we just send one MU ha ha ha ha !
And I'm sure we would still beat you
If Tenshibo would run this operation - sure 🙂
Tenshibobobobobobobob
Oh, yeah !!!
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Go USA!
Croatia will fully support this as always o7
Our friends from India are throwing their support behind us.... yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Happy Fourth of July!
hilarious \o/
make this game more interesting with looking you guys trying to do something like this.
Let CoT fail once again...
TWO WILL PREVAIL o/
Hey Hannibal, how's your Serb CP run go? What, you didn't win?
I guess they didn't want you either.
elections are on 5th every month...you noob
Yeah, I know when they are, I've been playing this stupid game longer than you have, dolt (although maybe that makes me the dolt).
is this a real plan????? :/
Why is it called Operation HAM?
HAM=Hard as a MotherF*****
I thought he was professing his love for hamburgers 😛
SAVE US BROOOO
Emm ham.
You Only Liberate Once.
Save Texas, save the world.
o/
we can kick those asians back to eat fli lice!
Can i join this movement? I hate the serbs!
every one hate serbians
those who hate sebians months ago now join force to against eUSA and Cot.
Why ? think about it.
No, only those who got buttfucked by us 😉
...and yet we're the ones invaded by... well, I don't even know how many different countries anymore. Go figure.
Dobro ujke usli ste u EU, ne morate jos i Amerima u Dupe
virit ćete vi nama iz dupeta i to vrlo brzo ; )
Trenutno nam VIRE JAJA iz vaseg DUPETA Toliko...PRC
nebi reko al ajde vi ste na samo na riječima i jaki : ) još malo pa će vojvoda na bench bez brige 😘
Зашто хрватске маме и девојке и жене воле србе ???
tetec, smaraš.. nemaš pojma koliko srpkinja želi na zapad, a tek na more.. ih udavača koliko oćeš hahah