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Daily Joke! 2.251

0 • Dan 2,251, 02:15 • Objavljeno u Latvia Latvia • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava

A snail is walking down the road, when all of a sudden two turtles appear. They rough up the snail, take his money, and leave him for dead.
Months later in the courtroom, after the two turtles have been arrested, the judge asks the snail to

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Daily Joke! 2.250

0 • Dan 2,250, 04:41 • Objavljeno u Latvia Latvia • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava

A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer.

"I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."

"OK, we'll just

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Daily Joke! 2.249

1 • Dan 2,249, 04:34 • Objavljeno u Latvia Latvia • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava

A respected captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a remote desert outpost. On his orientation tour, he noticed a very old camel tied out behind the barracks.

He asked the sergeant, "Why is a camel tied to the barracks?"

The sergeant

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Daily Joke! 2.248

1 • Dan 2,248, 04:02 • Objavljeno u Latvia Latvia • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the

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Daily Joke! 2.247

2 • Dan 2,247, 03:50 • Objavljeno u Latvia Latvia • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's

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