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Daily Joke! 2.261

0 • Dan 2,261, 02:00 • Objavljeno u Latvia Latvia • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava

A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car.
"235,000 miles." Her friend told her that was the problem. But the blonde's friend told

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Daily Joke! 2.260

2 • Dan 2,260, 15:03 • Objavljeno u Latvia Latvia • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava

There was a man who got into a car accident. He was soon rushed to the hospital.
The left side of his body was completely paralyzed.
The doctor said, "He was going to be all right."

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Daily Joke! 2.259

2 • Dan 2,259, 13:00 • Objavljeno u Latvia Latvia • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava

A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can't find it. He yells up to his wife, but she motions to him from the window like she can''t hear.
So he points to his eye, hits his knee, and

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Daily Joke! 2.258

1 • Dan 2,258, 03:37 • Objavljeno u Latvia Latvia • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava

A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she saw the butler was still home and sitting in the front room.
The rich lady approaches the butler and requests that he

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Daily Joke! 2.257

6 • Dan 2,257, 02:51 • Objavljeno u Latvia Latvia • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava

An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viagra pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half.
The pharmacist winks at him, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?"
The old man says, "Listen sonny, I'm 80 years old. I don'

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