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Daily Joke! 2.230

0 • Dan 2,230, 13:45 • Objavljeno u Latvia Latvia • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava

A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I

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Daily Joke! 2.229

2 • Dan 2,229, 03:44 • Objavljeno u Latvia Latvia • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava

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Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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Daily Joke! 2.228

0 • Dan 2,228, 02:58 • Objavljeno u Latvia Latvia • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava

A cat and a chicken die but end up in the wrong heavens. The cat is in chicken heaven and the chicken is in cat heaven. There is a river between the two heavens and they both must cross it to get to their rightful place.

The chicken flies over

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Daily Joke! 2.227

1 • Dan 2,227, 03:20 • Objavljeno u Latvia Latvia • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava

A drunk guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. He starts sawing a hole in the ice, when a loud booming voice says, "You will find no fish there."

The drunk looks up, ignores it, and continues on. The voice booms again, "You will find no fish

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Daily Joke! 2.226

0 • Dan 2,226, 13:59 • Objavljeno u Latvia Latvia • Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava

Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar, when Ted walks in looking distressed.
"Ted, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks.
Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk and I was abducted by an alien."
Everyone is shocked. Bill asks, "

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