Daily Joke! 2.228

Day 2,228, 02:58 Published in Latvia Latvia by edzaLV

A cat and a chicken die but end up in the wrong heavens. The cat is in chicken heaven and the chicken is in cat heaven. There is a river between the two heavens and they both must cross it to get to their rightful place.

The chicken flies over to his heaven without a hitch, but when the cat tries to cross over, he falls in and gets totally wet.

What's the moral of the story? When there's a happy cock, there's a wet pussy.