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This paper was once serious. Like the Guardian.

Then it degenerated. Think the Sun.

Finally it just became a load of bollocks. Like the Daily Mail.

[SCANDALOUS]: CONGRESS: A MANIFESTO FOR ALL

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Would you like all donkeys to be banned from going over 30 miles per hour on country roads?

Are you sick of dodgy goldfish sellers and their false handlebar mustaches?

Have you got an infestation of armadillos clogging up your settee and
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EXCLUSIVE: NEWSPAPER PAYS PEOPLE TO BUY PAPER. REPORTS LOSSES!

22 Dan 1,925, 11:26 Objavljeno u United Kingdom United Kingdom Političke rasprave i analize Političke rasprave i analize

Industry leaders and party officials at New Era have branded self-titled 'Sage' Goku Jones, reportedly aged between 3 and 12, idiotic after his latest scheme dramatically failed.

Believing that bribing citizens of the world to purchase his

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The Manic Days of BigAnt, and other poems.

19 Dan 1,906, 10:16 Objavljeno u United Kingdom United Kingdom Društvene aktivnosti i zabava Društvene aktivnosti i zabava

The Manic Days of BigAnt and other poems
A collection of Poems from the eUK Poet Laureate.
£3.14



The Manic Days of BigAnt

The Smiths once sang,
of Panic in the streets of London,
And it is obvious,
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Why I'll be voting for the Cap'n (and not just because of my future position)

9 Dan 1,898, 10:50 Objavljeno u United Kingdom United Kingdom Političke rasprave i analize Političke rasprave i analize

Look up from your armchair by the mantlepiece, take off your reading spectacles and place the pipe into your mouth. Shift the newspaper (I hope it's this one) onto the neighboring coffee table, shuffle over to the window and feast your eyes one the

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EXCLUSIVE: HORSE MEAT FOUND IN GOVT MINISTER

5 Dan 1,890, 11:49 Objavljeno u United Kingdom United Kingdom Političke rasprave i analize Političke rasprave i analize

Shocking news emerged from the House of Commons yesterday, after we here at SCANDALOUS stole borrowed an important press release from right under the noses of Congress members in the House bar. For a recent survey by the Giant Omnivorous King-

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