Well, if the last few weeks has taught us anything, it is that in the eUK we really only have one person who is really fighting us. They hide behind the party of New Era, they bring that party down, they drag it through the mud. Yes, you might say, … čitaj više »
O mojim novinama
You have finally put me off of Erepublik. For giving me a forfeit point for, ahem, vulgarity.
Can you speak English? Can you not recognise when a word is censored? Do you really think that if I was being offensive then my … čitaj više »
Would you like all donkeys to be banned from going over 30 miles per hour on country roads?
Are you sick of dodgy goldfish sellers and their false handlebar mustaches?
Have you got an infestation of armadillos clogging up your settee and … čitaj više »
Industry leaders and party officials at New Era have branded self-titled 'Sage' Goku Jones, reportedly aged between 3 and 12, idiotic after his latest scheme dramatically failed.
Believing that bribing citizens of the world to purchase his … čitaj više »
The Manic Days of BigAnt and other poems
A collection of Poems from the eUK Poet Laureate.
The Manic Days of BigAnt
The Smiths once sang,
of Panic in the streets of London,
And it is obvious,
… čitaj više »