The Rygel Report - newspaper of Dominar Rygel XVI

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Dominar for President in March: Chickensguys Successor

82 • 4,848 jour, 10:30 • Published in USA USA

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My Fellow Americans and Hynerian subjects,

We are sadly nearing the end of the Sequel Trilogy of Chickensguys, which was every bit as great as the Original Trilogy!(Unlike Star Wars), and as we search for someone to replace our fearless leader,

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DHS: America Faces National Security Threat

66 • 4,810 jour, 09:52 • Published in USA USA

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Débats et analyses politiques

Americans paying attention to current events know to what I am referring, but to preface this article, I will refer you all to the first part of this saga, before I give you … en savoir plus »

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Chickensguys Wins: WTP-BSP Coalition Ends 7 Months of Elitist Rule

12 • 4,765 jour, 08:49 • Published in USA USA

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Débats et analyses politiques

President-elect Chickensguys after making his victory speech on election night.

Chickensguys, possibly the greatest statesman in the history … en savoir plus »

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Change We Can Believe In: Dominar for President of the United States

27 • 4,702 jour, 19:37 • Published in USA USA

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Débats et analyses politiques

My Fellow Americans and Hynerian subjects, I come to you once more to ask for your vote for President in this critical moment for our country. We had an astonishing level of success under 6 consecutive months of WTP presidential administrations,

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Gnilkraps: The Krapspiracy

170 • 4,689 jour, 11:19 • Published in USA USA

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Débats et analyses politiques

I wanted to let everyone know just how alike these two are. It truly is a series of amazing coincidences! I simply present the case, and leave you to draw your own conclusions.

Let me preface this by talking about the meteoric, and unprecedented