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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1601)

3 • 1,601 jour, 16:08 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Interactions sociales et divertissement Interactions sociales et divertissement

When the wife died, it was months before friends and family finally rallied round.

They saw I was a mess... no sleep, weight loss, bloodshot eyes, unlaundered clothes... They wrote me a note:

"Steve, you've got to stop partying!"

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1600)

2 • 1,600 jour, 16:47 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Interactions sociales et divertissement Interactions sociales et divertissement

I've been asked out by a number of sexy women this week.

That number is sadly zero.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1599)

4 • 1,599 jour, 15:05 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Interactions sociales et divertissement Interactions sociales et divertissement

The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday.

Very nice, but I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch!

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1598)

4 • 1,598 jour, 16:03 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Interactions sociales et divertissement Interactions sociales et divertissement

As I sat down next to a bloke on the bus he gave me a really strange look.

"That's typical," I thought. "The bus is empty and yet I still end up sitting next to a fucking nutcase."

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1597)

4 • 1,597 jour, 17:09 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Interactions sociales et divertissement Interactions sociales et divertissement

Apart from Humans, the only animal that enjoys having sex is a Dolphin.

I had to shag a LOT of animals to find that out.

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