Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1637)
My wife gave me a filthy look after I farted so I said "Better out than in."
And kicked her out of the house
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My wife gave me a filthy look after I farted so I said "Better out than in."
And kicked her out of the house
I hear the Olympic flame will be travelling the world. Well I struggled to get a tube of toothpaste through airport security... Good luck with a massive flaming torch!
As I sat down on the empty bar stool, the girl turned to look at me and asked,
"I'm sure I saw you earlier.. You're not following me are you?"
"Don't be absurd," I replied.
"Well you better not be," she said, "My boyfriend will be here in a
Q: What do you call a girl who's round and green?
A: Melony
The wife had to do a five point turn in the car today, before she could drive to work.
Just to get the seatbelt on, the fat bitch.