The Eternal Dictator - newspaper of Jofroi

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[TED] Jofroi for CP (The real one)

10 • 2,324 jour, 08:49 • Published in Belgium Belgium

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Débats et analyses politiques

Dear eBelgium,

Some people have complained about my previous article so I will publish my actual manifesto then 😉.

Last month

The main things that will be remembered about this term (beside my inability to publish a … en savoir plus »

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[TED] Jofroi for CP (Again... Yeah, sorry)

44 • 2,323 jour, 11:06 • Published in Belgium Belgium

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Débats et analyses politiques

If you don’t want to bother with the article, know that I was born in early April and that it would be nice if you could elect me as CP for my birthday. Thanks a lot in advance 😉.

*hugs eBelgium*

If you are willing to be active next month (

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[TED] What you asked for

14 • 2,306 jour, 02:49 • Published in Belgium Belgium

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

Dear Belgian citizens,

Some people complained that there were not enough pink boobs in my article (yeah, I may have added the pink part). So I will compensate with this one.

[img]http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2012/[/img]

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[TED] Last Statement

9 • 2,297 jour, 22:00 • Published in Belgium Belgium

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Débats et analyses politiques

Dear citizens of eBelgium,

As mentionned in my first “campaign” article, I was pretty much forced to run for CP against my will, to make sure that the CP remains in accordance with the wipe principles that we have been settling for a while.

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[TED] My True Government

26 • 2,296 jour, 07:45 • Published in Belgium Belgium

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Débats et analyses politiques

Dear citizens of eBelgium,

Here is the actual government that you will have (if I am elected, who knows what could happen in the incoming elections 😛) for the next month:

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